Cindy was waiting up. She was not happy, this was the weekend in a row her husband was out all hours of the night with the guys. Tonight was later than usual. She began fearing the worst and went out to search.
Her search started at the bar. The bar tender told her that that Harold, Cindy's husband, was last seen by him heading out the door with the group he came in with. He was the only one without a girl around his arms. Cindy sighed in relief and told the tender, "I'm his wife so if he had a floozy around his arm it'll be hell for him." He laughed and said, "Oh Cindy I know all about you. He makes sure no girl in this bar thinks he's single."
After swinging around until dawn she finally came home. Harold wasn't there. It was around noon when the door unlocked and a very hungover Harold came in, "Hey babe sorry about last night, I got way too drunk and crashed at Mark's. Did I ever text you? Never-mind your demeanor says differently." Cindy, "I worried. I didn't sleep. In fact I spent half the night walking the city trying to find you." Harold, "What! You shouldn't have. A lone woman at night, I had a group you were alone." Cindy, "I can handle myself. Call it Ezekiel's training." Harold, "Even though you can fight off attackers doesn't mean you won't get attacked." Cindy, "Then come home when around when you say you will, or at least text me. You know what I'm heading out, I need to clear my head." Harold, "Cindy." She slammed the door.
When she returned Harold was out again.
She walked back into the bar he frequents and saw him, "Drinking again." He looked at her and said, "It's just how I cope." She sat next to him and said, "That's dangerous. I'm your wife, I should be how you cope. The alcohol should just be a side effect to the fun, not something you lean on." He looked at her, smiled, turned to the bar tender and said, "Can I get my tab." He finished his drink, paid, and took Cindy out to the park.
About a week later Harold's friends asked him out again. He came back at dawn drunk as a sailor. She was unhappy about that, and even more so that he was sloppily trying to get some. He wouldn't stop and Cindy decided to reveal to him her powers, and use it to teach him the brevity of her anger. He was already naked when he started trying to coax her into sex. He backed him up against the wall and he relaxed to the point of sleeping. She webbed his wrists and connected them to the roof. Then she webbed his ankles and connected them to the floor. She then webbed his closed mouth so he didn't pique the neighbor's worries. She slid his credit card out of it's wallet and thought, "What's his is mine, and mine is his. No harm in him gifting me a shopping spree in apology for his drinking problem. A few hours later he awoke he noticed the soreness in his arms and legs and realized he was naked, his mind told him he was standing but he feet told him he was not on the floor. That is when he noticed past his penis was webbing. He saw it and that he was off the ground, he looked up, webs holding his arms to the roof. He thought he was home and called out Cindy, "Gnndn!" That is when he figured his mouth had webs on it too. He was confused and began worrying about last night. 'I didn't pick up any girls or guys for that matter. I don't think I was followed home, I don't feel like I've been violated. I'm definitely home.' That is when Cindy walked out of the bedroom, naked. Harold, "Gnndn! Thhng Ghd nhh'rm hp, Hm'm wmbbmd hp hvmr hmrm. Hmlp mm! Gnndn! Hm gnhw nhh ghn hmrm mm! Gnndn! Gnndn plmhfm." Cindy, "(Sigh) I hear you, but I don't want to hear it. You've been out all night last night, and at dawn. DAWN! You came in and expected sex. I've decided that you decided that in apology for staying out all night, every weekend, for a month, that you are allowing me to have a day out with your credit card." Harold, "Hm'vm dmgndmd nh fhgh thnng! Whh dh nhh gnhw thht ghn wmb lngm thnf?" Cindy, "Ugh, you so loud I'm trying to eat. I'll be back before those webs degrade and then, oh, your really going to hear my mind. That is unless you shut up and let me have my day." Harold hung there watching Cindy eat breakfast, then get dressed and began walking out. As she walked up to him, kissed him, and said, "Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you. She saw he got hard and closed his eyes, she said, "Not that kind of surprise. Your still in trouble." He opened his eyes and saw he dressed as silk. "I'm a spider-based super hero." He got wide eyed and she just said, "Close your eyes again." He did and she webbed his eyes and said, "I'll be back in a few hours." She returned