Eric was in his office on board his ship USS America sitting down at the computer going through his e-mails when Nancy comes in the shop look like she is gonna cry. This was her first command in the Navy, the young 19 year old was just back from being on leave and her honeymoon. It’s just you are her in the shop and you ask her if there is something wrong?
She sits down next you and says, “I’m pregnant.”
You smile and say congratulations to her but she doesn’t look happy. So you pry her for more information and then she says that she knows she can’t be onboard the ship if she is pregnant and that we, the ship are deploying to the Middle East for a 9 month deployment. You tell her it will be fine and that you will just be on shore duty here on base. She shakes her head and tells you that she needs the money from the deployment for her and her husband. She hasn’t even told him yet.
Not know what to say you blurt out, “Shoot if I could take on your pregnancy I would in a heartbeat. I’ve done deployments before and could use the break on shore duty.”
Nancy eyes lite up and she asks, “Are you sure?”
You nod and laugh, “Yeah but that is impossible though.”
She goes to the door and locks it and the pulls out this medallion and puts it on her neck and then walks back to you and has you stand up and asks you to say that again. You do and then Nancy says out loud, “I wish my pregnancy to Eric Smith.” And presses the button on the amulet.
There is a flash of light and then you feel funny, like you are gonna be sick. You hold your mouth and run to the trash can and throw up. You stand back up and ask, “What were we just talking about Nancy? My head feels funny.”
Nancy smiling at the fact the amulet worked like that old gypsy woman said walks over to you handing you are paper towel to clean up with. She almost can’t contain her excitement at not having bear the babies and getting to go on deployment. Hell Eric there doesn’t even know what just happened.
“Oh yeah you said something about a girl you hooked up with a week ago and now you’re getting morning sickness and then I said you should take this pregnancy test I have here in my purse.” Nancy pulls out the test and hands it to you.
You look at her oddly and a bit confused you ask, “Uhhh really, but like boys don’t like uhmm get pregnant?” Nancy giggled a bit at your dumb look on your face and remembered the gypsy also saying that the amulet may also have some side effects on those it is casted. In Eric’s case he appears to be a bit dumber and ditzy.
Nancy walks you to the door and assures you, “Yes they can Eric now be a good boy and do what I say.”
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