Keiko woke up with a sudden jolt and in a cold sweat, looking around she realised she was somehow back in her bed, the usual comfort of this being outweighed by the distressing fact that the last time she was awake she was in another timezone on the otherside of the world in a dig site she was still supposed to be at, she heard her wife wake up next to her, shaken away by Keiko's sudden moves
"what is it dear....go back to bed" Diana moaned softly, as she planted a kiss on Keiko's gut
Keiko soon realised there was something even more odder going on at this realization, she'd never had a gut before in her life, she'd always been a trim fit archaeologist, that's how she'd met her wife, the two of them going to the same college and studying the ancient historys of the world, She was always into the practical side of things while DIana was the theoretical, Her red headed counter part more at home with her head in a book then in a dank musky old tomb.
"Diana, what am i doing here, why do i have a gut, what's going on" Keiko began to panic, Diana's embrace soon calming her down
"ssshhh dear, what're you talking about, you got home a week ago, the dig went well, you found something shiny and gave it to a museum to fund your next trip, you'd celebrated a bit too much in Peru and on the plane and when you got home, that's why you've got a jiggly little gut, calm down, you'll do what you always do, burn it off and go to your next adventure, your off to japan next week remember, something about a hidden temple in the....zzzzzzzzzz" Diana had fallen back asleep, her head resting between Keiko's plump breasts as she dozed off
Keiko was still worried, she remembered none of what had happened, all she remembered was a bright light and some big fat woman thing, or so she thought, maybe she had just been working too hard, maybe her wife was right, either way she couldn't worry about it with Diana looking so cute asleep resting against her, she kissed her wife on the forehead and lay back down to sleep, careful not to wake her wife up as she did so.