Jake had received a call to the city where he'd been sworn to protect the city from a new villain, Kaitlyn the Conquerer. No one knew where she was from or who she was, but Jake had no intention of finding out before throwing her in the slammer.
But there was one problem. His weapons. Without his weapons, Jake probably didn't stand a chance. All his bird themed weapons were missing without a trace.
"You didn't take them did you?" He asked Beth.
"No, mine are missing too. But you have to get out there and face this Conquerer before she conquers the city."
"NO!!!" Jake nearly cried. "I NEED weapons or she's gonna crush me!"
"You don't know that. Maybe she's about as big as footgirl."
She may not have been the tallest villain around, but she was pretty strong-looking. Jake was nervous and scared of being humiliated in front of everyone watching.
He knew he was gonna get creamed without his weapons, but he couldn't let the good clean people of metropolis down. So he went to the town square which was being terrorised by the new villain.
"Well here goes nothing," he said as he made his way over to the large woman, he tried punching her but she evaded every attempt his fist made to smash her face, and then got ready to smash his perfectly chizled face and break every bone she could. With three devastating blows, she made sure to use one more to launch him all the way to the other side of the square and crashed down, breaking the paving along with some of his bones.
After taking a good, long deep breath, Kaitlyn the Conquerer pointed her big juicy ass in the broken villain's direction and blasted the biggest fart in the history of Metropolis. It blasted Jake into a building nearby despite practically being indented into the paving, and the buildings began to shake. They all started to crash and tumble down, and one of them on top of the muscular hero.
Jake had lost without even delivering a blow to Kaitlyn the Conquerer, and the last thing he heard before the buildings crushing him sent him into deep unconsciousness, was the conquerers laughter.
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