Moxie could never pass up some good old fashioned havoc. And it's not like it would really be delaying her rescue of Sniffy that much, since she was still speeding towards Braun's fortress. She was just fucking with her fellow motorists while she did it! Moxie stood up in her sidecar, rolled some of the grenades between her fingers. She scanned the roadway for a good target and narrowed her eyes on one.
A scrawny looking wimp was rolling by on his moped, so Moxie tossed a grenade and it sunk right into the basket on the front of his handlebars. There was a cheesy fart-sound and green smoke poured out of the basket and into the dork's face. He hacked and coughed and wheezed. Moxie watched him lose control of his moped and take a tumble right off the bridge. It was hilarious, and her swine goons agreed.
"Nice one!" The hog driving her around said, "Go again, go again!"
Moxie stuck out her tongue, shut one eye and aimed at a nearby SUV crammed with a family of cats. She lobbed the grenade into the open sun roof and when the grenade popped the windows were fogged up with the stench of hog farts. The SUV slammed into the guard rail and the family poured out. The kids were screaming how the stink blinded them and the mother was vomiting on the ground, while the dad struggled to hide his erection. Moxie
"Hey boss!" Her driver called to her again. She held out a canister like the ones Moxie had been tossing around, but this one was empty. "Just cram it in yer pucker and let rip. The mechanism'll lock it shut!"
Moxie grinned ear to ear. She stuck opening of the grenade into her ass and funneled some of her pungent brand of stink into it. The canister filled so much that it looked distended. Moxie wondered how she did it, before she remembered that chili cheese dog with extra onions she reheated at the truck stop before Sniffy was kidnapped. This grenade was going to be absolutely hellacious. Now who to throw it at...
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