Moxie always loved a good scrap, but she knew better than to pick a fair fight. And with things like a "Fartthrower" and gas grenades being thrown around, she quickly decided that this fight was not in her favor. While the hogs struggled to get their gear together, Moxie slammed on the gas and swerved around the other motorists and through a few red lights to get her distance.
From behind her, she heard calls of "Coward!" and "Dirty rat!" but Moxie was too smart to let a sense of pride betray her natural survival instincts. She kept on the gas until she was on the highway and headed towards Braun's side of town. She was about halfway across the river when she heard the all-too-familiar sound of engines, oinking and juicy farts. Before she knew what was going on, two of Boss Fogg's flunkies pulled up beside her with hogs in their side cars, sandwiching Moxie.
The two sidecar swine hoisted their fat asses up and mooned Moxie, spread their cheeks then let fly a greasy, cloudy gas storm that reeked of cheap beer, table scraps and of course pigshit. Moxie choked and sputtered, but she had more fight in her than she let show. She kicked her left foot out to the side and stuffed the pig's pucker with the grimy foot. The sow squealed and flew forward, knocking the whole bike off balance and sending that duo off to a fiery crash. Moxie turned on the others and, despite them trying to evade, Moxie pulled off the same technique and sent them spiraling off the side of the bridge.
Moxie almost thought she was in the clear, when a Boss Fogg's bike itself pulled up beside her, and then in front of her. The obese pig laughed as she filtered her sloppy ass gas into the bike's tank and blew it out into Moxie's face in a sickening combination of exhaust fumes and colon stench in a rotten, choking cloud that gave the Boss her namesake.
Moxie had never dealt with such a stench, especially not while driving. It left her lightheaded and gagging, struggling to stay balanced. Suddenly, Boss Fogg lifted her ass up and slammed on the brakes, intent on getting Moxie to ram herself up her sloppy butt! She had to think fast!
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