After saying the password and walking up the stairs to the principle’s office, you knock on the door.
“Come in,” calls Umbridge from in the office, “Ah, Malcolm! Come come, have a seat.”
You sit down and then say, “ What have I done wrong?”
“Wrong?! Oh no no no Malcolm, you have been as good as gold recently! I called you here because I want you to do something with me…”
“What is it?”
“You see Malcolm, every now and then I pick one lucky student to have fun with me and you have been chosen this time! How fun is that?! First of all, you must take off those robes,” Umbridge whips off you robes almost instantly with a spell, “and next I must shrink you!” Umbridge giggles. You instantly stand up and shout, “W-WHAT?! SHRINK ME?!”
“Calm down dear Malcolm, it will be quick and painless.”
You start to run away but before you can reach the door Umbridge firmly says “Reducio” and you feel yourself shrinking! The carpet was like a forest to you and you had no clue of where you were. You’re still lying on the floor and you heard a chair move and a thumping noise started approaching. You slowly get up, turn around and see a massive Umbridge towering above you. Try to run backwards away from her but you fell on your back and started to shuffle along instead. You hear a booming giggle coming from the goddess-like figure in front of you. The thumping noise stopped as Umbridge stood above you. You couldn’t help but notice that Umbridge was barefoot and it was more than likely just for this occasion. You realised that even Umbridge’s toes are bigger than you. Your breathing began to get heavier. Umbridge then bent down and said
“Hello down there dear, sorry that it had to happen like that. Let’s just forget about it and have some fun!” Your ears hurt a little bit from the booming of Umbridge’s voice and giggle so you had to recover from that for a few seconds but before you could fully recover, Umbridge picked you up and you were trapped between her two massive fingers. You could hear Umbridge’s breathing and you’re quite relaxed until she puts you down on her desk carelessly.
“Our first bit of fun is going to be swimming in tea! I’ve prepared a nice warm cup of tea for you to swim in.” You shudder in fear as Umbridge picks you up between her fingers again she cast a charm on you by firmly saying “Drinum maxomus” which you recognised as the wetness protection charm. After that she dropped you in her cup of tea. As Umbridge said it would be, it was warm. You just stayed still for a minute, floating around in the relaxing(ish) cup of tea. The mug was the size of a large swimming pool to you. Umbridge was starting to get bored of just watching you float around so she saidas calmly as she possibly could,
“Well go on then… SWIM!!”
You got surprised when she said “swim” so you just started to swim as fast as humanly possible. You continued swimming for ages and whenever you tried to stop for a break, Umbridge would shout at you again and get you to carry on. She would occasionally get a spoon and bonk you gently on the head with it or create a sort of whirlpool and each time she would giggle to show that she was amused.
“I have a nice new game for you to play, and it involves more swimming! Hooray! I’m going to drink the tea out of this mug and you have to try and not be swallowed! This is where the fun ended for all the others that have had fun with me so if I were you, I would make this fun time last… GOOD LUCK!”
Before you could properly prepare, Umbridge picked up the mug and started drinking. You were swimming like your life depended on it (because it did). The sipping got progressively faster and harder to evade. You thought you were going to die. On your gravestone would be ‘Malcolm Taylor Swallowed by a crazy headmistress’.
The thirty seconds that it took for Umbridge to drink the tea felt like thirty minutes. When it was eventually over, Malcolm thought that the “fun” would finally be over but little did he know, it was far from over. Malcolm proudly stood in the bottom of the mug looking up at Umbridge’s surprised face. The shock on Umbridge’s face went to a smile but not a friendly one.
“CONGRATULATIONS!! How amazing is it that you won the game! Now it’s time for more fun! Now let’s get you out of that mug.” Umbridge grabbed you again and this time, instead of placing you on her desk, she brought you up to her lips and… KISSED YOU?! As the headmistress’s lips closed around you, she also licked you a bit and you could feel all the little taste buds on her tongue. You felt weirded out after Umbridge kissed you since there’s a massive age difference between you and her. After Umbridge kissed you, she merely smiled at you and carried on as if nothing happened.
“Alright then my dear Malcolm, now time for me to… What does Umbridge do to you now?