Adrian was busy showering, and planning his first Godly act, when suddenly the bathroom door burst open, and Adrian's mother Janice ran in.
"Mom!" Adrian exclaimed, trying to cover himself.
"Oh relax, I've seen it all before," Janice said. "Get dressed quick, Jessica's gone into labour!" Jessica was Adrian's 17-year-old sister, who due to a one night stand 9 months prior, had found herself pregnant, with the father subsequently making himself scarce.
"Oh my God! That's great!" Adrian said. His mother left, and Adrian switched off the shower. He willed himself dry, and then caused clothes to magically appear on his body. He ran downstairs, where Janice and his father Mike were helping Jessica into the car.
"Come on Adrian, get in!" Mike shouted. "We need to get her to the hospital!"
They all got in the car, and Adrian sat watching his sister.
"How are you so far?" Janice asked her.
"Alright I think," Jess replied, panting slightly. They got to the hostpital, and rushed Jessica to the maternity ward.
"Okay, go in here," the nurse said. "The midwife will be right with you." They laid Jessica down on the bed.
"Mom, I'm scared," Jessica said, practically in tears.
"Don't be honey," Janice said. "It's honestly not that bad."
"That's not what you told me," Mike said.
"Mike!" Janice snapped.
"You told me it was the worst experience of your life," Mike continued.
"Really?" Adrian asked, slightly concerned for his sister.
"Oh yeah," Mike said. "For a month she wouldn't let me near her unless I was wearing clothes, and she said that if I ever got her pregnant again she'd ram a toaster down my dick so I'd know what it was like."
"Oh yeah, I remember that now," Janice said. "We can do that when we get home."
"Guys, can you please just SHUT UP!" Jessica screamed.
The midwife walked in to the room.
"Okay Jess, don't worry, it'll be alright. Just relax," she said.
"Easy for you to say, YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO FORCE A FUCKING BABY OUT YOUR PUSSY!" Jessica screamed at her. Adrian couldn't stand seeing his sister like this; he didn't want her to suffer, so he closed his eyes and focused his powers.
"Alright Jess, just relax, and push," the midwife said.
"Okay..." Jessica said faintly. She pushed, but rather than the scream that everyone was expecting, Jessica simply let out a loud moan. "Ohhhh! Oh My God!"
"What's happening to her!?" Mike asked, shocked.
"She's cumming!" Adrian said in mock surprise. Not wanting her to suffer during childbirth, Adrian had replaced her intense pain with intense orgasm.
"Is this normal?" Mike asked.
"Of course it's not fucking normal!" Janice shouted.
"Actually, orgasmic childbirth isn't unheard of, though it's extremely rare," the midwife said. "You're a very lucky girl Jess."
Jessica kept cumming all through labour, and she actually looked quite disappointed when it was over.
"Congratulations, it's a boy," the midwife said, holding the baby. Jessica looked at her new son lovingly, and reached out her arms to hold him, before collapsing back on the bed, unconscious.
"Jess!" Mike shouted.
"Don't worry, she's just exhausted," the midwife said. "You would be after what she just went through. Adrian, do you wanna hold your new nephew?"
"Sure," Adrian said, taking the baby from her.
"He's adorable isn't he?" Janice said.
"Yeah. I bless you, now and forever," Adrian said to the baby under his breath.
"What did you say Adrian?" Mike asked him.
"I was just saying how cute the baby is," Adrian lied.
"Well I'll have to take the baby to be examined by the doctors," the midwife said, taking the baby from Adrian. "But if he's healthy, and if Jess wakes up soon enough, you can go home today."
Fortunately, Adrian's blessing on the baby made him perfectly healthy, and he gave Jessica a mental nudge that she should wake up a few hours earlier than she naturally would.
"Before you go of course," the midwife said to Jessica. "You need to name your son!"
"Jacob," Jessica said. "I've always liked that name." They headed home, and as it was getting late, Jessica and Jacob headed to bed.