You're wearing a cloth diaper and clear, plastic pants. The diaper feels like it's extremely thick, or perhaps it's multiple layers of diaper, you don't know.
In addition to the diapers, is a giant, frilly bib that says: Mr Poopy Pants. In your mouth, is a giant pacifier that fills your entire mouth; talking would be out of the question. This is held on by pink ribbon tied on around your head, around which, is tied a big, frilly, white, baby bonnet, tied under your chin with another pink ribbon.
You would like to undo the bonnet and the diapers, but unfortunately, your hands are a bit, tied up, at the moment. To be precise, you're wearing a pair of thick, pink, silky mittens, tied on tight with-you guessed it, pink ribbon.
You start to think that maybe, if you can get out of here, you can get some-blushing with embarrassment, help, or find some way to remove this stuff.
Wait a minute, you think, looking around, where IS "HERE"??