As you were busy looking behind you, you ran into something that was hard enough to make you fall down.
As you were regaining your bearings, someone grabbed your shirt collar and lifted you up.
"Do you know what speed you were running?" A slightly french accent asked.
"I... I dunno," You muttered as your vision cleared.
"You were running 50 miles an hour in ze 20 miles an hour zone. What was zo sca-ree that you had to run so fast?" The purple-furred skunk officer asked.
"I was running from Fifi La Fume. She came on strong and I didn't want to smell her skunk musk," You explained, getting a feeling you knew who the officer was.
"Zo! You were Run-ing from Love! Zat iz A crime of ze highest degree!" The officer said before she spun you around and began to force you to march.
"But all I didn't want to do was smell her skunk musk! She was cute and a great kisser!" You quickly explained as you were marched past a large pole.
"I will keep zat under consideration," The officer said before you heard the 'chink' of handcuffs being applied to you.
As you tried to move, you learned that not only did the handcuffs were keeping your hands together, but they were keeping you bound to the large pole you had passed by. "Officer... Why did you handcuff me to a pole?"
"To keep you in place for your punishment!" The officer said as she applied lipstick to herself.
"Wait! You're-" You uttered before the Officer gave you several kisses.
Once she was done kissing you, the 'officer' took off her uniform and cheerfully said, "Yes! it is I, Fifi La Fume! I will reward you for thinking I am cute and a great kisser! But it will be also a punishment for not telling me earlier about your concern about my skunk musk!"
"How?" You nervously asked.
She gave you another kiss before she said, "Zat is a simple question..."
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