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A hero finds the most perverted book in the multverse.
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Chapter #7

Dramatic Irony

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"Well, grandma Tsunade - you owe me an amazing girlfriend!" Naruto reminded her. "Who is she?"

Tsunade smirked "I don't want to ruin the surprise; just walk around town for the day - she'll be at your house at 10:00pm." Naruto reluctantly left but not before Tsunade gave him a warning "Hiashi is in a bad mood, so you may want to avoid the Hyuga compound."

"Noted" Naruto then left, without another word.

Tsunade got into her drawer, and picked up a necklace. "I know Hinata would love to be Naruto's boyfriend. But just incase she's not quite so willing to be his lover tonight." Smirking once more she left.

Naruto wondered how to kill a good 8 hours. "Well..... I could.... OH - I COULD VISIT TENTEN! I never get to visit her." And with that - he went off to the weapons shop - Tenten's job and home.

Meanwhile, Tsunade decided to head to the Hyuga compound to fetch Hinata. Contrary to her lie, Hiashi was in a good mood. "Hiashi - I need Hinata."

"Why?" Tsunade told him of the events of the past few hours. "Oh, well then take her." Tsunade was skeptical of his enthusiasm. "Naruto would be good for her. With all he's accomplished, he'd be the perfect suitor." Tsunade didn't have time to question him. She had to "prep" her.

Hinata was in her room, playing with something. The moment Tsunade opened the door,she quickly hid it, blushing a deep red. "L--Lady Tsunade?"" She asked, caught off guard.

Tsunade decided to see what she was hiding. she pulled out 2 things from her covers: the 1st came as no surprise - a Naruto plushie. After Naruto defeated Sasuke, Madara, and Kabuto some stores sold merchandise biased on the blonde hero. He never really approved of it, but it made people happy to have one. Naruto never accepted a single penny, though.

The second item, however, was a porn magazine. The magazine had (frighteningly accurate) drawings of Naruto having many forms for sex with a generic, faceless women - obvious the reader is supposed to imagine who the women is. It was an underground magazine that most people never knew about - not even Tsunade. "Looks like you're not so Innocent..." Tsunade said jokingly. Hinata just hid under her blankets. "It's ok, Hinata. You're 21, you have desires for a famous man. But rather than masterbaiting to images... wouldn't you rather have sex with the real one?" Hinata looked up, and turned the deepest shade of red that a human could get to be before dying.

"R------R----Really?"

"Just follow me" She said, leading her to Naruto's apartment.

- as for Naruto -

Naruto was having fun at Tenten's. (Not THAT kind of fun - that's for later) He never thought weapons could be that interesting. "I've never met a man with any interests in weapons, before." Tenten said, happily. The two never really get a chance to talk. Naruto is usually on missions, and when she's nearby, it's with Lee, who ALWAYS challenges Naruto then and there. Naruto felt kind of rude for never getting to know her.

- back to Tsunade -

The hokage and the Huyga girl both entered Naruto's house, which was unlocked. Tsunade decided to explain the situation to Hinata. "W-Why would you bet me?" Hinata asked, a bit angry at her.

"I want you 2 to end up together. With what he's expecting, he couldn't say no."

"But-He doesn't know it's me..."

"Yeah."

"Tsunade, I.... I don't know if I can..... satisfy him..."

"I can help" said a dark voice. The two girls turned to a table that had a book on it. Normally, they'd be freaked out, but the book seemed to be messing with their minds - this seemed normal. "So, ladies, I can help you please my master." the two seemed to be in a trance. Their eyes have glazed over, show their now brainless state. The book then made 2 things appear. One was a bigger, altered version of Hinata's porn magazine. The images of Naruto were precise, and the random women was now Hinata. "Study this, Hinata." The book said. She picked it up, and went to Naruto's room. Tsunade's little present was a sexy maid outfit. "You will clean my master, and his house, at his own will. Now get to work."

"Yes, must please Master Naruto."

- Back to Naruto; remember him? -

Naruto was following Tenten up to her room, she claimed to have something to show him. Her room wasn't girly; it was pink, but not girly. Naruto saw a Naruto-Plushie similar to the one Hinata had, though this one was piratically in pieces, which scared Naruto. "Naruto, I d-didn't do that. Neji got it mixed with my training dummies when I was testing out some bombs, I swear!" Naruto merely smiled.

"I thought it'd be something like that. What did you want to shot me?"

"Um....Um... No.. Nothing, I just wanted to show you my room...."

"Oh, um.. Ok. Naruto looked at the clock - 10:15pm "I have to head home - I'll see you later."

Tenten frowned after he left. She'd ask him out, if not for Hinata being her best friend.


As Naruto got home, he was surprised to see Tsunade dressed as she is.

"Why, hello, master." She said, as she walked over to him in her sexual cleaning outfit. "What would you like? Would you like some fresh milk? Or would you rather suck on some marshmallows?" She said, fondling her HUGE breasts the entire time.

WOW!!! That was long. For the sake of hose who want to work off of this, what does Naruto do?

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