When Cyrus had asked who Allie was in relation to Princess Andaret, Allie stepped up Cyrus, saying "I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, young squire! I'm only the gassiest in all the land of Epula - my flatulence proceeds me." Cyrus looked at Allie, only more confused. "That's... nice to know, milday. Apologies for my ignorance, I suppose?" Cyrus replied. Allie couldn't help but laugh in response. "Pffffft, hahahaha! Oh, man, the look on your face! That's great stuff... alright, alright, I'm just messin with ya. I'm Allie, Andaret's step-sister. And you are?" As Allie said that, she motioned her hand towards Cyrus as though she wanted to shake his hand. Cyrus, pleasantly surprised, accepted her invitation, saying, "My name is Cyrus... Cyrus Merrifall. I'm a guild worker assigned to be the Princess' bodyguard for the time being." As Cyrus was about to move his hand away from Allie's handshake, she did an odd motion with her hand that caused Cyrus to react - what it had looked like she had done was close her hand, yet leave her index finger pointed out, and then moved it forward so as to have Cyrus' hand grab it and pull it on accident. Once that happened, Allie let out a short, albeit thunderous fart.
BRAAAAAPPPT!
Allie couldn't help but giggle afterwards. "Aw man, I love doing that. Well, it's nice to meetcha Cyrus - sorry you have to put up with sis over here." She said, turning her head to face Andaret. Cyrus was taken aback some. "Sorry, did you say sis?" Allie turned back to Cyrus and replied, "Yup - Andie and I are step-sisters. Don't tell anyone I said that though - apparently, it's meant to be keep on the down-low, y'know?" As Andaret let out a heavy sigh, Cyrus replied in shock, "Wait, you are her step-sister? I had thought you were just visiting from a neighboring kingdom."
"Oh, I am." Allie replied with a smile. "The story's kinda long and boring, so I'll tell it to ya later - basically all you need to know right now is that her mom married my dad. Y'know, to help build relations between the people of Epula and my home kingdom of Abon." Cyrus' eyes widened, and he said, "Ohhh, the Epula-Abon Union! I had heard about that at my guild! It's said to open up more work opportunities for me and my guild-mates. I had no idea I was going to meet someone so important today!" Andaret winced as the two continued to talk, Allie continuing by saying, "Oh please, don't feel like you need to kiss my gassy ass - Besides, I don't expect you to know who I am anyway. It's not like I expect you to know me, we're from different kingdoms after all." Cyrus couldn't help but blush slightly at what Allie had said - gassy ass - but he quikcly snapped out of it and came back to his senses. What is WRONG with me, he thought to himself. First, the event that happened yesterday with Andaret, and now THIS? I am NOT like this - farts do NOT turn me on... but, then why...?
Cyrus' thought process was interrupted by Andaret, who butted in with a throat clearing "Ahem!" before she continued by saying, "Well, good to see the two of you have gotten acquainted, but we really must move onto more important matters - right, Allie?" Andaret glared at Allie, and all Allie could do was roll her eyes and respond, "Oh please, Andie, we're just having some fun - for someone so fartsy, you sure have a stick up your butt." Andaret was flustered, "I-I do not have a stick up my butt! It's just... I would like to move on, already." Allie raised an eyebrow and looked at Cyrus before looking back at Andaret. "How about we ask Cyrus how he feels about this?" Cyrus replied, confusedly saying, "I-I'm sorry? What do you mean, exactly?"
"Well, clearly, Andie is busy, so if you wanna go spend some time with her, go ahead - I won't stop you. But, on the other hand, if you'd like, we can hang out and talk some more." Allie said with a wink in Cyrus' direction. Cyrus was also beginning to get flustered. He thought about what might happen if he decided to go and spend time with Allie, even against Andaret's wishes - after all, he still worked for Andaret, and if she was displeased, she might punish him for it. Then again, he thought, maybe being unished by her won't be such a bad thing...
Cyrus paused for a moment before he responded:
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