10:30 p.m.
He must have been totally blotto, because he thought I was a hot woman.
Dale was drunk as a skunk as he pawed at me. One or 2 more drinks and he
would sign away his kidneys or sell his mother. I was about to close the
deal, but after all those drinks, I could tell I needed to drain the
weasel. He just about bored a hole in me, staring at my butt, as I walked
away. I knew I couldn't let him watch me go into the men's room, so I
popped into the ladies' room.
As I entered the ladies bathroom the women in the room started laughing,
as a tall cowgirls said to me, "That outfit is outrageous! You are the
best looking, make that worst looking witch I ever saw."
"It's plum scary, it gives me the willies," Little Red Riding Hood told
me.
"Just something I decided to throw on deary," I said.
"It looks so real," said a plump stewards.
"It's a body suit, I'm really kind of skinny, my sweets" I said.
"You're uglier then my mother-in-law. I can't believe how everything just
wobbles, its just so surreal," said the cowgirl.
"It's just foam, but it feels so real. You can even pinch me anywhere, I
won't feel it. Check this out, deary" as I held up a boob.
The girls felt my boobs, arms and butt.
"That's amazing your arm even feels warm," said Red Riding Hood, after
pinching my arm.
"I'll tell you I'd never want a set of breasts this big in real life.
They are too heavy and uncomfortable, bouncing all over the place. I'll
be so glad to get out of this outfit. Well, you dearies must excuse me,
but I have business to attend to," I answered as I stepped into the
stall.
I lifted my dress, and went to undo the zipper in my crotch. I had
trouble the zipper's tab in all that pubic hair. Finally I found it,
opened it and pulled out my cock. I figured I better sit down to pee. I
didn't want the girls to know I was a guy. As I exited the bathroom I
heard the stewards tell the others, "I bet she wins first prize, in the
costume contest."
11:55 p.m.
Dale was slurring his words, almost passed out at the table. I didn't
care 10 minutes earlier he signed the damn release. I would drop it off
at Prickly's house tomorrow morning. I knew I should have left but, first
prize for best costume was a $1000 gift certificate. I knew I had a good
chance of winning, I strutted around the room hoping to get more votes.
The men watched every move I made, as I went from table to table hoping
to get more votes.
At midnight the judges got up to announce the winners. A man in a
ringmaster's outfit came up to the mike, and announced, "In 3rd place
winning a new 40 inch T.V. is the Lone Ranger." The crowd went wild, as
the Ranger came up to the stage.
"In second place, winning a new lap top, Witchie Poo."
I got up with 8 other witches. The ringmaster said, "I mean the really
cute witch," as he pointed at me. The men whistled, and the women
laughed, as I got up on stage.
I couldn't believe first prize went to "the Great Pumpkin." As he walked
up I lifted up my dress and mooned him. The whole crowed gasped, as I
walked away with my new laptop. As I walked passed Dale, he slapped me on
the butt, yelling, "THAT'S MY GAL!!!!"
It was weird, I felt the slap............How? It must have been all I was
drinking. I needed to get back to my apartment with the papers. I had to
get out before Dale would try to take me home and discover I was a guy.
10 different guys offered to drive me home. I oped for a cab instead.
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