You had been awake all night long, putting the finishing touches on your new chemical masterpiece! You are absolutely one-hundred percent certain that it will work! Whoever drinks the entire contents of your plastic container, holding just 32 ounces of liquid, will become completely omnipotent! He or she will gain the powers of a real and true God! He or she will be able to do anything just by thinking it! The new God can issue commands at will, and bend reality and command anything and anyone on earth or in the universe to do whatever he or she wants!
So, who do you give it to? You ponder this carefully! You don't want to drink it yourself because you want to record the effects of the formula. You want to journal the miracles that the new God performs. This is the start of your journal. You want to give it to someone who lives close to you, so you see the new God every day. So, who can it be?
DING DONG!
The doorbell! Like an answer to the prayer! Like divine intervention! You open the door and you see a handsome, tall young man standing before you, Clean cut and shaven, he has long, jet-black hair and dark brown eyes and a friendly expression on his face. He's wearing only khaki shorts and old running shoes.
"Mr. James? Do you still need me to mow your grass for you?" the boy asks.
"Sure, Jordan! That would be great!" you reply.
Of course! The teen from across the street! The kid is always working! He's either walking down the street selling popcorn for his Boy Scout Troop, or he's washing all the cars of all the neighbors for his school soccer team. Or, he comes running down the street wearing his soccer uniform, kicking a ball all the way. This kid is always active, always busy. Or, he's riding a skateboard or zooming down the street on his inline skates. He's always active, always working, always... busy. He would make a great God!
You decide to wait for Jordan to be done with your lawn. You glance out the window, and you see him sweating outside as he's pushing that old rusted lawn mower. What MORE could he do if he were omnipotent? This is so perfect!
The doorbell rings.
"All done, Mr. James!" the boy says. "Do you want to come and check my work?"
"Oh, I'm sure it will be perfect, Jordan! Come inside, let me get you something to drink!" you offer him.
"Oh, it's alright! I have some water--" he says, but you don't want to hear it.
"No, what I have here is a new energy drink!" you say as you pour the formula from the container into a glass. "This is revolutionary! This will make you stronger and more powerful than you can possibly imagine, my boy!"
"It... It looks like orange juice, Mr. James!" he says as you hand him the glass.
"Drink it, Jordan Jennings! It's god-juice! It will make you feel like a god!"
"Dang!" the boy sighed.
He stared at the glass.
He stared at you.
He closed his eyes as he raised the glass up to his lips and downed the entire contents down his throat in one big gulp!
"Ahhhhh... I was so thirsty! Boy, that tasted good!" he says as he handed the empty glass to you.
"It was so hot outside that--" he said, before he froze.
Then, suddenly, a blue aura surrounded Jordan! YES! He was becoming omnipotent! He closed his eyes and moaned for a moment as his mind and body began to fill with POWER. His body began to levitate off the ground! he was practically floating three inches above the carpet! Amazing!
"Uhhhhmmmm! I... I'm omnipotent! I am Almighty! I... Am... God!" the teen blurted out.
Jordan slowly descended back to the floor. He was glowing with power!
"Thank you, Mr. James!" the mighty teen said. "You will no longer have the knowledge or the desire to make more of this formula!"
He waved his hand in front of me. All my research into this formula was... gone! All I knew was the end result, that this boy was God. But everything about the formula had been erased.
"Now, I will finish some other jobs and go help some friends!" Jordan smiled.
He snapped his fingers and vanished into thin air!