"Hey, kid!" You were on your way to school in your new town when you see some hot trailer park woman call out to you. She's sitting on a lawn bench in front of her trailer, wearing a barely-fitting tanktop and tight fitting spandex shorts that barely cover her huge ass. She's smoking a cigarette while drinking a beer (This early already?), her messy blonde beehive hair and tan lines giving away her redneck lifestyle. "Seen enough kid, I said come here!" You suddenly stop looking at her and go up to her, wondering what she wants. "Listen, kid, I'll make you a deal. If you do something for me, I'll make sure you never have to go to school again." "Wait, what? Really?" you asked in surprise. Was that possible. "Sure thing, kid. Just do what I tell you and you won't have to go anymore. But there's no take backs, got it?" What she didn't tell you was that she had been getting tired of being the only redneck cougar in town, and she decided that you were gonna be the new redneck woman. You nod in response, not really wanting to bother with learning anyway. "Alright, so this is easy. All you have to do it..."
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