"Hey Applejack, do you still have cider that I can drink?" Twilight asks.
"Sure I do! I've got three mugs of cider, right here!" Applejack replies.
Before Twilight drank the ciders, she casts a spell on her bowels; a spell that causes any gas-inducing food or drink being digested/processed in her body to make herself significantly gassier than normal. She then drank all three ciders, her stomach groaning after that. Twilight and Applejack bumped their butts together, both of them farting loud and proud for twenty seconds, with Twilight beating Applejack by a solid second. They farted again, and it was very wet, with Twilight once again beating Applejack by a second. Twilight releases a silent fart, which smelt worse than a trash can full of rotten apple cores.
"Whew, partner." Said Applejack as she was whiffing Twillight's silent fart. "At least that doesn't smell as bad as timberwolf breath."
"...Yeah, I probably should cut down on tooting and cut the cheese more instead." Twilight remarked.
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