You find yourself to be a 9 foot tall male gnoll weighing in at a 800lbs of sweaty hyena blubber and your name is Robert.
The day starts as any other day for a enormously chubby male gnoll would, it begins with a breakfast that could feed 50 humans. How the day ends after having an equally massive lunch and dinneris up to you. However being the true gnoll you were born to be your day could possibly end with a taking a nice healthy dump on a unwilling human victim to your prankster nature.
How would you start the day? The three following choices are.
You eat at home and think about if your really going to bury a human under your foul hyena excrement.
You say to hell with a a massive meal and a human to bury in shit and Invite a your gay 800lb morbidly obese gnoll boyfriend named Henry over for some stinky fun.
Your plans for anything are ruined immediately as your 1000lb 10 foot tall gnoll father Greg has just got back from work. His job at the local gnoll waste management plant leaves much to the imagination and from what you see and smell he not only reeks heavily of a gnolls rear end but shows signs he was probably enjoying one as well.
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