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Rated: XGC · Interactive · Fantasy · #1861496
One day you find a strange garage sale. TF, WG, TG, inflation, shrinking, and more!
This choice: ...acquire this sharply dressed Pinkie Pie. ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH!!  •  Go Back...
Chapter #5

...acquire this sharply dressed Pinkie Pie. ROW...

    by: Woogie, Destroyer of Worlds Author IconMail Icon
You pick up this oddly dressed pony and ask the proprietor of this garage sale, "Sir, how much for this?"

As he turns from his previous sale, his expression goes from jovial to that of a mix of outrage and fear. "What the hell?! I don't remember putting that out here!!" He shakes his head dejectedly. "Oh god, I'm so dead... All because my son is an idiot." he utters in a lamentful tone, as the clouds seem to roll faster and faster. A ray of pink light shines from the center of the figure up on you, shattering the figurine in your hand.

"Wh... What's happening?" you beg to know.

"I managed to somehow get the jump on her a while back and imprison her in that action figure prison, but my idiot son never listens and set EVERYTHING in the garage, not just the stuff I pointed to... I swear he gets it from his mother..."

"Who..."

There was another flash of light, and everything seemed a bit smaller to you, but before you could take in your situation, you saw a flaming pink hoof fly right past you and send the proprietor into the ground so hard it made a crater vast enough to make his house collapse down on top of him.

You tilt your eyes to the right to see a life sized, very real flesh and blood version of the action figure you had been holding moments ago standing behind you with a badass glare on her face, scowling, "BASTARD!! Did you think that would hold me, the most hot-blooded of all ponies, Pinkie Pie?! Greater men have cringed in fear at the mere mention of my name!! My hotblooded fury knows no bounds!! I've ate lava and crapped Gundams through sheer awesome might!! Now, behold my terrible wrath!!" Behind her, volcanoes begin to explode as she screams... Wait, were there always volcanoes here in town?

Suddenly, she jumps towards you and... in your head? It was about that time you notice your hand looked... mechanical, just before you lost control of yourself and went flying into the air. You felt your your limbs being folded into yourself as you crashed down, smashing into something, that something being metallic, but letting out a scream, sounding just like your mom. "The hell?! My head!!"

About then, it felt like a new presence merged with yours, and something flew onto your head. It was around that time you now saw how high up you were. Just then, from the rubble, a giant black robot rose forth, resembling the GNX-Y901TW Susanowo from Gundam 00. You heard Pinkie speak again, but as she did, you felt your lips move in sync. "Ah, so you do have some fight in you!!" Abruptly, you feel yourself charge, hearing your mom screaming as you did, as you saw a giant red and black robotic fist, one that clearly looked like Gurren Lagann's fist connect with the Susanowo, just as it's fist clobbers you in the face!! As you stagger, it goes into a frenzy of sword slashes, and you feel the arms that do not feel like they belong to you flying up, long drills flying from the wrists to block, each time the drills breaking. After several seconds of this, you lurch back and do what can only recognize as a quickly fired Kamehameha. Now you're confused... Well, even more than before. "I don't get it. Why are the controls sluggish?" you hear the pink pony rattle off in your head.

About that time, you heard, "Bakunetsu God Finger!!" Somehow, you were able to command the mecha arms to reach out and snag the burning wrist of the hand coming at your face before it connected, wrestling him to the ground, toppling several houses in the neighborhood in the process.

"Wait... I didn't do that!! Did I?" you heard from inside your noggin. "Oh who cares!!" The enemy mecha suddenly shimmers red and blurs out of sight. Missiles fly from directions, and like some amazing bullet time sequence, you seem to evade them all. Then all was silent. That was when you heard Pinkie say, "Twitch-a, twitch-a... nice try, but YOU FAIL!!" You feel your fist raise up, slugging the diving Susanowo, followed by two long spindly drills shooting out the wrists, inciting massive explosions over your head.

As the sounds of explosions fade, you can hear the ear-splitting screams of your mom once more. "Okay, now this is getting weird... and not in that in a ha-ha good way either." Pinkie says, as you feel your cranium open up, and she leaps out. She lands out in front of you, staring back, and holds her chin in her hoof, then says, "Okay, my robots are screaming at me. This is new."

"Robots..." Now things are starting to make sense... you think.
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