Fortunately you've been her ea lot so you konw where the closest bathrooms are. Especially since they're the only bathroom around for a long long time. So you quickly tell your wife that you need the bathroom, and then head over there, and to your dismay find a sign that says "Out of Order" on it! The pressure in your stomach grows. There's only one thing for it, finish shopping ASAP and then head back home for sweet relief. You head back to your wife. "Can we shop a bit faster?" you asked. "The bathroom is out of order and I still need to go."
"You're a grown man, you can hold it," she said. "Come on, help me shop more."
So you go around with the wife, and quickly you find it harder and harder to hold it. You're clutching your stomach in pain, and you feel like yo'ure gonna burst at any second. But you hold it, and soon enough, you're at the checkout line. There are some girls behind you, wondering why you've got such a pained look on your face. You're trying as hard as you can to hold it in, but your wife isn't making life any easier, getting through the groceries at an infuriatingly slow rate. Soon enough, it's all too much for you to take...
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