Josh was walking home from school one day when a blond man in a suit stumbled out of the bushes just in front of him. Josh's eyes went wide.
"Oh my god. You're Neil Patrick Harris!" Josh exclaimed (That's right, I'm giving Eros the appearance of TV's Barney Stinson, renowned playboy)
"Close. My name is Eros, god of sex." he said
"Okay, forgive the skepticism, but I have a hard time believing that you're a god." said Josh
"Of course, a demonstration is in order. Observe." said Eros
He waved his hand at one of the cheerleaders from Josh's high school, who happened to be walking by, and she fell to her knees, crying out in orgasm. When she regained her senses, she quickly fled. Leaving Eros and Josh alone in the park.
"Believe me now?" asked Eros
"Yeah. If you're not a god, then at very least you're psychic." said Josh
"Good. Now, I've been watching you for a while, and I think you deserve better than the life you have been given. So receive my blessings now." said Eros, and he put his hand on Josh's head
Eros gifted Josh with the power to teleport anywhere in time, space and between universes. He also imprinted Josh's mind with the knowledge on how to use his powers, and the magic collars.
"Wait, why do I suddenly have knowledge about magical collars and how to use them?" asked Josh
"Oh, right. I almost forgot." said Eros
He took off his backpack and handed it to Josh. Josh opened it to find countless black leather collars inside.
"I also replaced your old bank cards and other forms of identification with better ones you will need for your adventure." said Eros
Josh took out his wallet, and sure enough, all his cards had transformed into blank white cards with simple black writing on them. One said 'Student ID', another said 'Bank Card', and he didn't bother checking the rest.
"Thanks Eros." said Josh
"No problem, Bro." said Eros
Equipped with everything he needed, Josh decided to start his new adventure. But what movie/TV show would make for a good first target?
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