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“Whose house is this?” Margaret asked as she rode the night air. “Can’t you just take me home?”
“Shush dear,” Elizabeth told her new favorite toy. “If you didn’t want to be here, like this, you shouldn’t have meddled with the forces of magic. Now pipe down as the grown ups will be talking and the balloons will simply be farting.” Margaret quieted down as she was instructed; the only sounds she made as she waited for the door to be answered were the squeaks she made when she farted.
“Elizabeth!” the woman who answered the door yelled excitedly.
“Paulina!” Elizabeth yelled back as she leaned in and hugged the woman. They air kissed on each cheek before looking up at the living balloon woman. “This is Margaret.”
“Charmed,” Paulina looked at her smugly.
“Please dahling, you don’t have to address her. She’s here for us, not we for her.” Margaret gulped at what that could mean as Elizabeth went about pulling her through the door and inside Paulina’s home, grimacing at how many farts she released in the process.
After getting Margaret through the door and freeing her from Elizabeth’s wrist the two women let their balloon toy float towards the ceiling. “Wh-whoa!” Margaret exclaimed as she moved higher and higher. Her back finally hit the ceiling and she looked down at the two smirking women. “Why am I up here? What do you want me to do?” Margaret asked a little desperately.
“Oh Elizabeth, she’s just too much,” Paulina laughed deridely.
“I know, she’s precious one moment and so, so annoying the next.” Elizabeth cupped her hands and called up towards Margaret. “We want you to fart dear! We want you to rain your disgusting flatulence down on us as we scissor and laugh at you!”
“But I thought you were into balloons,” Margaret replied weakly, before hanging her head in shame as her ass began sputtering farts the way Elizabeth and Paulina had suggested they wanted.
“We are,” Paulina smiled slyly. “Round two will be on top of you. What’s the worst that could happen, you pop?”
“Paulina, don’t frighten my little balloon girl!” Elizabeth chastised her with a playful whack on the shoulder. “We won’t pop you my stinky little love. Not when I can get a lifetime of fun out of you!”
“Oh my God,” Margaret moaned as her butt had another fit of farts.
“Oh so you know what I’ll be screaming when we do play our games on top of you?”
“You were serious?” Margaret gasped as her farts became almost deafening to her as the blood rushed to her face.
“Of course we were moppet. But Paulina was wrong.”
“She was?”
“But of course. You were never to be my round two. You were always to be main event!”
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