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Chapter #3

"And Another Thing...!"

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Dani quickly went through the phone book on her cellphone and settled on one particular name; Greg. Greg had been that on and off boyfriend she has had over the years, when she couldn't find someone better. They had met in freshman year of high school, and she tied him around her little finger instantly. He was also the guy she dropped the quickest when someone even remotely new came along. Rocking back and forth to get her fat ass off the bed, Dani hit dial. As the phone rang Dani paced back and forth creating sweat stains under her arms from the exertions. Just as Greg picked up the phone, Dani let out a long stinker of a fart filling her nostrils with the noxious fumes from her rectum.

PPPPHHHHHRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!

"Hello, Greg honey, it's Dani," she said nervously.

'"Jesus Christ, not again," She heard Greg say in a muffled voice as if he was covering the phone. "Hey Dani, how are you?" He asked her clearly annoyed with her call.

"I've been better," she said as she played with her triple chins in the mirror. "Do you think you could come over, I kind of need you."

"Jesus Christ almighty Dani! How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to have sex with you! I don't want to put it in you! I don't want to put it between your tits! And I really don't want to put it in that wind tunnel you call an ass! I was drunk! It was one time! Get over it! I'm sorry I was your first! Who would have know it would lead to this! Who would have thought you were still a virgin at 39! Six years Dani! Six years since we had sex! And you _still_ call me once a month! Get over it! This isn't puppy love, it's being a stalker!"

Greg hung up on her as Dani whispered softly, "But I need your help..." She began to cry as a foul acrid smell birthed form her ass into the waiting world, turning the atmosphere in her apartment into a toxic soup.

"I need your help..." she dropped to her knees. 45. She was 45. And she was alone while dealing with this. She knew her using and abusing of men left her with few friends, and she had no idea who to turn to for help. "No! I am Dani! Men bend to my will. I will figure this out! I will over come this!"

BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTT!

"I need Greg!" she yelled as she quickly hit redial.

You have the following choices:

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1. Greg listens to her and believes her

2. Greg lets it go to voice mail

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3. "Seriously, why do you keep calling me!?!"

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