While you’re pondering the two augmented peckers, you’re oblivious to someone walking into the restroom, stripping down and then joining you in the showers… up until they call out your name. “Hey Mike, what have you got there?”
You turn around and blush at the sight of Lance, your eyes immediately dart to his groin, and find it blank… but find it’s usual occupant a moment later hanging from Lance’s neck, attached to a small circular metal plate on a chain necklace. The plate’s only a bit larger than his cock and ball’s base, just large enough for them to attach it in the center and have room around the sides for several small lengths of chain that attach it to the chain necklace Lance got two weeks ago… and you realize you recognize the plate as something he made in his down time in the machine shop around the same time.
Your roommate and long time best friend’s eyes on the other hand are drawn to your hands and immediately he looks disappointed. “Awww, damnit, you found them first…” he sighs, and then walks over and gently takes the larger cock out of your right hand with his left and shakes your hand with his and gives the cock back when he’s done. “Congratulations buddy!”
“I- uhh… what?” You ask, your face twisting in a confused grimace as you look at Lance’s Cock necklace and then the members in your hands and then back him. Well, considering his necklace, clearly he had some forewarning about all of this, after all he bought and modified it well in advance. “Lance, what the fuck is going on?” You ask bluntly.
Lance’s smile fades and he looks at you with some small amount of shock. “Oh, you mean you didn’t go and look it up? How’d you know how to put your cock back on? I’m pretty sure you couldn’t have opted out without checking it the promotion out- err, your cock and balls did drop off right?”
“Yes! Yes it did and I found out how to get it to go back on by screwing around with it, now… please tell me, what the fuck is going on Lance?! How did my junk fall off, why does it still work while it’s off, and how does it stick to things… and what the fuck happened to these two? They both have buttons and shit hidden under their skin; this dick is like an über dildo” you say holding up the larger penis. “and this one is part power bank and part flashlight, and it’s balls and most of its shaft can pop off and reveal usb attachments!” You say shaking the shorter, hairier cut member.
Lance doesn’t answer you right away, instead his face screws up and he sniggers and snorts in amusement as he tries and fails to keep a straight face.
You stomp in frustration, splashing water everywhere. “Really Lance?!”
“Shit, I’m sorry Mike, I’m sorry, it’s just…*snerk* I already tried to tell you, but you blew me off! Remember those two fliers I tried to get you to read a little over two weeks ago from Microtek Industries? You know, those guys that make those really cool nanites for the human body that fight cancer and other diseases, and can even regenerate lost limbs… you know, the very same nanites we got injected with together years ago to regrow our legs, after they had be amputated after they got crushed to a pulp in that roller coaster accident? You know, those nanites?!”
“Oh… shit, this is their doing?” You ask, suddenly feeling very stupid. “Err… I thought it was another one of those damn advertisements for nanny programs to make them make your dick bigger or make you buff with no work, the kind that cost an arm and a leg… literally if you don’t have the money but want the program bad enough to deal with being lopsided for a bit?” Indeed, since regeneration has become a thing, the market for human limbs for both medical and… “non-medical” purposes has boomed.
“Uh-huh, well, this is a promotion a for a joint project between them and Stellardyne that they have both been working on for a minute, remember how they finally figured out how to make stable artificial wormholes big enough to fit trains and shit a few years back?”
“Yeah it was touted as a way to revolutionize travel, but in practice it fell flat on its face because the portal rings require a stupid amount of power to make a link between two points and it’s eats up the same amount of power it takes light up a good chunk of LA on both ends to keep it stable and connected, so they charge you thousands of dollars for a 15 minute tram trip between New York and Tokyo, 99.99% of which is just spent sitting on your ass as they go through a thousand safety checks before the train causally rides through the portal.”
“Yeah, well the smaller portals have always been exponentially cheaper on energy, even if something just big enough for you and me would require a small power plant on each end, they’ve recently figured out ways to make the really tiny ones, like the ones they run fiber optics through, cost practical nothing and become practically unbreakable even if the power supply is broken. Something about bio alloys and such.”
You nod seeing where this is going. “So… our cocks and balls are connected to us by a bunch of tiny wormholes?”
“Yessir, one for each and every vein and nerve, made from micro-wormholes created by our nanobots, then enlarged to the proper size, which cuts the power cost even more, before they create new nerves and blood vessel through them and then snip the old ones once the new ones are in place and everything is stable and working. The Rings for each passageway fit snug on the end of them and are made from those new bio alloys that can absorb the body’s otherwise wasted bioelectric energy, the same way our nanobots are powered, so the drain is practically unnoticeable… and the end result is you can detach limbs and still feel and use them with almost no downsides.” Lance explains.
“I take it you’ve been eating up every bit of info you can, haven’t you Lance?” You ask, given his encyclopedic answers.
“Yeah, what can I say, it’s cool!” He says shaking his piece of jewelry before taking it off and wrapping it around his arm as he takes his package in hand and aims it at the drain and pisses.
“Okay, so I could have opted out of this?” You ask.
“Yeah, we each got sent a flier because we don’t have the program for the AR augment in our bot’s libraries, technically you still can, you just have to have your nanites be told to undo everything they did, but I wouldn’t recommend it as you’d have to give those up.” Lance points at the dicks in your hands with his once he finishes pissing.
“About that, what’s their deal? Why do they have these weird powers? I haven’t heard about stuff like this beyond armored skin for cops and soldiers, or hand defibrillators for nurses and paramedics.”
“Well, you said that dick was like a super dildo, does it vibrate and get hard when press certain buttons?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, well that was something Microtek was experimenting with in their body enhancement line, stuff for sex. Well, right before they were going to market it, Stellardyne came to them with their idea for detachable body parts, and one researcher suggested they do it this way after being inspired by a certain song. They made more super body parts than just genitalia in the end, then tested everything super hard for the last few years, until they were confident enough to upload the programming to students and other groups for free. They’re also running promotions in a bunch of places where they made augmented body parts and had technicians go in and hide them like Easter Eggs.”
He holds up his chain and shakes it gently and gestures to your penises with his other hand. “Obviously adult body parts are only in “adult” places like collages or adult stores where there shouldn’t be any kids to find them, and just to makes sure, our campus isn’t allowing any children into places where they know genitalia are still unfound. Anyways, the rules are that the free body parts will bond with the first person to find them, and they’ll give anyone else that tries to steal them a nasty shock. That is unless the finder gives them away or it becomes clear they don’t know what to do with them, in which case they send out a signal to call a technician over to either explain them or take them away to be recharged and hidden again. Once this promotion is over you’ll have to buy the mods for your own bits, or buy body parts made with them, unless they decide to run it again.”
You look down at your hands and the two members in them, and can’t help but feel a grin spread across your face. “So these are mine? What do I do, just put them on?”
“Yeah, and leave them on for about a minute, after 60 seconds have past their nanites will link up with your gestalt of nanobots, and then build the connections between you and them and adapt them to your body chemistry. Once that’s done they pop off on their own to signify that the process is complete.
“No rejection?”
“Nope, notice how pale they are? Like almost a chalky white instead of a peach? Aside from the powers that’s how I you know some idiots didn’t just fail to notice their junk fell off, they are all that same skin tone, and have universal donor cells, that will mimic yours once they bond with you. Figures you’d find the two of the best types of cock and balls available…” he mutters in good humor. “I don’t suppose you’d mind letting me have one?”
You look down at your prizes and frown…
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