Luckily (or unluckily) for you the local girl scouts were currently in a pretty bad turf war with those damn brownie scouts and couldn't afford to turn any new recruits, no matter how unqualified they might be. You sigh and curse your luck as you ring the doorbell on your new squad leaders house. You were going to replace a girl named Meg who got capped by some brownie bitch when she tried slingin' mint chocolate chip down at the park next to the supermarket and had to pick up your new uniform as well as sit in on your first scout meeting with your new scout sisters. Joy.
The door opens as a small girl in a pink and green uniform greeted you with a smile. "Hello, are you here for the cookies or are you our new member?" You take a deep breath and sigh. You could already tell this was going to a complete nightmare and you hadn't even walked in the door yet.
"Yeah, I'm Meg's replacement... I'm here to pick up... my uniform... and... get to know my new scout sisters." you reply as the girl grins and pulls the door open to let you inside. "Oh goodie, those fucking shitstain brownie cunts really fucked poor Meg up when they caught her in their hood. Don't worry though, I poured a glass of milk out for her on the curb and got to talkin' with my homies, we'll get those bitches yet. By the way, I'm Jill, nice to meet ya new blood."
You rub your forehead and take a seat on the sofa in Jill's living room. "Well Jill, I'd like to get this over with and collect my first cookie check. Can we move this along please?" you ask as you look around the room at the various scout pictures and ribbons Jill's parents have decorated the house with.
"No problem new blood, no problem." Jill replies with a smile. "What do you want to do first?"
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