Fetish Town

"What the*UURRRPP*?!" Aleysha belched in surprised.

"Dude what?" Tiffany asked. Aleysha could only point at astonishment, as she was amazed and freaked out at what stood in front of them.

A huge tall building stood there in all of its glory for all to see, with so many mismatch shapes, decorations and poor colour mixing and near the entrance was a huge board nailed onto the wall. It read Frederick's Fun House! A place unlike any other! While the restaurant they had just come from knew exactly what they were expecting; this place however seemed as though it was suffering an identity crisis.

"*FFRRRPPPT* Funhouse eh? I like the sound of that! Come on Aleysha let's have a look inside," Tiffany said.

"B-But what about the*UURRPP*clothes and my car?" Aleysha belched back in shock.

"Sorry can't hear you, too busy having fun," Tiffany replied laughing as she entered the place. Annoyed by her sarcastic remark, Aleysha could only sigh (which was small wet fart) and followed her friend inside.

Inside the fun-house was five doorways that each had signs hanging over them, in the middle there seemed to be a man standing on a stage with a top hat and walking stick talking to a huge crowd of people before him.

"STEP RIGHT UP LADIES AND GENTS! COME AND BE AMAZED AT WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU!" he shouted for all to hear who had entered.

Tiffany had the biggest grin on her face right now while Alesyha could only wonder what was about to happen.

"CHOOSE A DOOR! ANY DOOR! And behold the most fantastic trip that you and your families or friends have ever taken!" he continued to boast.

Which door do our ladies choose?