Looking around Moe's Homer spots his good friend and drinking companion Barney. Thinking about it you haven't seen him in here for a few weeks and you weren't sure if he was on the wagon again though given the extra-large quart of Duff he's quickly gulping you doubt it. Walking up to him you notice he seems to have put on quite a lot of weight, never a slim guy Barney usually weighed in around 300 but given how much soft love handle flab hung around the rim of his pants you could tell he must have gone up several sizes. The fact that he had a good foot and a half of fuzzy belly blubber hanging out of his shirt you could tell he'd put on at least 100 if not more pounds. By the time you get over to where he's at in the bar he's already polished off the large mug and is asking Moe for another when he looks up and notices you.
"Heya Homer, long time... *hic* lemme get you a beer... Moe! two Duffs."
"Thanks Barney. Say where've you been recently?" Homer asks his friend, curious with the state of him given his own desire to put some extra weight on.
"Oh it's great...." Barney says before trailing off a bit with a hearty belch.
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