It's been 3 days since everyone on the planet became a woman. I hang out with Ashley again, but this time on a dinner date. We start talking, "Did you hear about how many people quit their jobs?" I said, "I'd say that all of them did." We continue talking and then the conversation just changes, "So, how do you like a bra?" And I say, "It took some getting used to, but it's really odd."
Then Ashley starts moving herself closer to me and says, "I can help with that." I start to move closer to her and I say, "I'd like that." Then the next thing I know, we're making out. I then barely open my eyes, and I stop making out. I get up and go over to the table that I see. I say, "Danielle?! Kara!?" They both stop making out. They just say, "Oh... Hey, Sam." I start the usual I can't believe this kind of thing.
But I'm not going to say any of that crap to you people, because I feel more interested in saying that I had my first kiss. Then I look at the window and see Lauren and Bernadette. And what I say is, "What. The. F***! Lauren and Bernie!?" I can't believe this! I just had the first kiss of my life, and all of my sisters are here with their girlfriends. At this moment, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, but your causing a ruckus. You'll need to leave."
Me and the others leave. I then hear on the radio on the way home, "And in other news, a new worldwide cult has just sprung up in the world. The church of Madre. The cult believes that the world originally that the world was populated by only women. But then evil created the male gender. They have decided that December 21st, the day when every living creature became female, as a celebration that the world has been absolved of sin."
As we head home, I see that there are now all of these female sex symbols and when I ask what they are, I am told, "It is the symbol of the church." Me and Ashley head back to our houses, and it looks like our parents been partying. I then head inside and look at all of my new clothes. The nerdy crop tops, the short shorts, the tight colored jeans, high heels, scarfs, and a purse. A purse is different, that's for sure.
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