Granted, but it's like you married Peggy Bundy. She's lazy. She doesn't cook. She doesn't clean. She doesn't wash your laundry. She lets the kids do whatever they want. There's peanut butter in the pockets of your best clothes. Your walls have a crayon mural of some anime cartoon show. The bottom of your foot is bruised from stepping on a lego. Your wife spends hours on the phone, running up huge bills. She's addicted to Second Life and Facebook. Her 1 oz. jar of face cream costs more than your running shoes. She spends your money faster than you are making it. She wants another car. She wants to go out to eat. She wants a vacation. She wants to hire a maid. She has a Bumpit in her hair. You suspect her 'book club meeting' is actually her and her girlfriends going out to the bar, drinking and doing dope. She's sarcastic and tells everyone your business. She wants another baby. She took over your man cave while you were at work and moved all your stuff to the garage. She's turning it into a nursery even though she's not even pregnant yet.
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