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Chapter #5
WTF!?!?!?!?
by: Unknown
The room spun as I frantically ran around and around in circles, flapping my arms like a maniac. Then I stopped. What the f*** was I doing? That was totally random! That’s not like me at all! It was like some puppet master had grabbed a hold of my strings and was forcing me into something totally obnoxious. It was like one of those stories where….wait a minute… Is that what this is? Some stupid story? Am I the object of torment for some twisted and demented writer? Laughter…I hear laughter…I am in a story! What the hell!? You! Yes you! You…random person! You’re the cause of this? What…why?! You think it’s funny to see me in pain! Stop laughing! AAHHH! Giant foot!
I dove out of the way as someone nearly stepped on me, crushing me into oblivion. That was way too close. I could have been…
Now I’m talking weird! Who the hell are you!? You’re reading my very thoughts! AARRRGGGGHHHH! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! You know what? YOU SUCK!!!!!!! How would you like it if I came and ripped you limp from limp, huh? Oh, now you’re laughing because I’m tiny, aren’t you? You think just because you control a keyboard you can do this to me?! Well, I got news for you, whoever you are! You can go………
AGAIN WITH THE FEET!?!?!?!?!?!?! I jumped to the side to avoid another onslaught of people, completely unaware of me fuming at their feet. You’re doing it again! Quit controlling my thoughts! The square root of two times pi squared is….KNOCK THE F*** OFF! This is my mind you b******! Stop it! Stop laughing! This isn’t funny! I swear, I’m gonna come and tear that smug look right off of your face! Then try and laugh, you dumba**! Oh, oh did I make you mad? I’m sorry. You’re not a dumba**. You’re more of a f………
A shoe appeared out of nowhere and hit me in my midsection. I was lifted up and thrown into the air, slamming into the wall and having the wind knocked out of me. Ok, note to self: don’t piss off author. It causes major pain. Owwww…
What do you want from me, jerk? This is totally not fair! I had a life you know! Stop laughing, damn it! Argh! I can hear the clicking of the keys of that stupid keyboard! I bet you’re typing this on Microsoft Word, aren’t you? What’s it for, huh? Some school project or are you just some random creep who decided it would be fun to RUIN MY LIFE! For crying out loud! STOP LAUGHING! Fine! I hope you die of a hernia! Yeah, I hope you get killed in some random accident that will get you away from that FREAKIN’ KEYBOARD!
I give up…you son of a b****! Hey! Don’t bleep out my cuss words! They were meant specifically for you, and whoever else thought it would be funny to write this story and cause me pain! That’s it…I’m leaving…
~Torch~
(Who the f*** is Torch?)
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