"Or should I say, contestants, Katie and Sadieeeee~!" Blaineley yelled excitedly, riling up the audience while the nervous best friends slowly waddled into the limelight, holding hands.
"Now, since we know just all too well how inseparable you two are, our lucky viewers get to see two girls exploited for the price of one!" Both girls nervously giggled as their grip tightened, beads of sweat starting to form on their brow. "So, girls, how are we feeling tonight~?" "F-f-f-fine, B-b-b-blaineley! This is all just for s-s-s-show, r-r-right? Nothing r-r-real, right?" Sadie stuttered, her mind completely filled with thoughts on what bizarre and unwanted punishment awaited her and Katie. "Oooooh Sadie, this is as real as it gets honey! But since there's two of you, we have a few special games in mind for you..."
By now to say the pair were terrified would be an understatement- both clung dearly to each other, trembling with fear as Blaineley ignored their extreme discomfort with a cold smile, simply continuing to talk while hamming it up to the unbelievably eager crowd. "Now, I TOTALLY respect your strong, unbreakable friendship you two have, but upper-management, which, uh, is pretty much just me, felt it'd be way more fun to pit you two against each other! Imagine it, trying to save your own hides while the other gets all caught up in all the fetishy delights we have in plan for you! Ooooh, I bet our audience can’t WAIT, eh guys?” The blonde paused while a roar of approval confirmed her question, giving a cute shrug to Katie and Sadie as they stared into the dark abyss beyond the stage, horrified that anyone, let alone this number of people would get a kick out of this.
“Now, the only problem is keeping thing’s FAIR, and I’m all about maintaining fairness and all that jazz in Total Drama Fetish! I realize this may be a bit of a touchy subject Sadie, but you are... Well... How to say it without coming across as harsh... A morbidly obese lardo who could only possibly be so disgustingly fat from hourly food binges? Yeah, that sounded fair enough~!” Breaking away from a completely stunned Sadie, Katie brought back her fist to land a hard one right in Blaineley’s kisser, just to suddenly find herself mildly shocked and subdued on the floor.
“Aren’t those electric wrist-bands you have on great girls? As I was saying, with such a BIG size difference, I’ve taken it upon myself to make a few, uh, ‘personal’ changes!” Slowly getting up with Sadie’s help, Katie responded. "You're going to help her lose weight? Well at least she’ll stop with the fat jokes Sadie-“ "Bzzzzt, wrong dummy! Besides finding fat jokes hilarious, who’d want a sappy story about some hippo losing a million pounds when we can instead of a healthy young girl being made a morbidly obese cow? I know I wouldn’t, and I bet our viewers wouldn’t since here’s one of the many parts of Total Drama Fetish where THEY decide your fate!"
"NO, WAIT- I’m sorry about trying to punch your lights out!I want out Blaineley, WE want out!!!" Katie sobbed as she latched onto the hostess' leg, before being kicked away. "Man, what a crybaby! Now viewers, we have a choice ooooof~" As the lights dimmed, a spotlight started to shine on different parts of the stage, the first a large vat of something with a large funnel resting on top.
"The ever so reliable funnel! We'll stuff this girl so much she'll be tipping scales in no time! What will we be feeding her, I can hear you asking? Now, that'd be spoiling the surprise~!” Next, a comically over-sized bike pump was lit up. “And here we have an industrial air pump, though to make her the same weight as Sadie with even more hot air than usual, she'll have to be AT LEAST big enough to fill in for the Goodyear blimp!” Next was a large, transparent tank of water with a small tap near the bottom. “Ooooh, here's a good ol' tank of water, turning our annoying little Katie into a cute, if somewhat burstable~..." Blaineley shot a mean grin at a now sobbing Katie "water balloon of a girl, and lastly, just since we have SOME conscience, we won't fill her up at all!”
Katie paused mid-hysterics at this part, just for the faint glimmer of hope she had to be dashed once again. “... Instead we'll just encase her in a nice block of concrete. Maybe a *bit* heavier than Sadie, but I'm sure a few of that girl’s frequent all-you-can-eat buffets trips ought to balance the huge scale we're working with here!" Laughing as the audience roared with approval, Katie and Sadie tried one last ditch effort to change Blaineley's mind, or get some sort of help from her friends.
“Guys, you gotta help us... Eh, guys?” Katie asked to the stand behind her, surprised to find the other girls were suddenly gone. “Sadie, what happened to-“ "BLLLLLLAAAAAINNNNEEEELLLLLEEEEEYYYYY! HOW COULD YOU!!!" Sadie screamed, Blaineley sticking her fingers in her ears to block out the girl's cries. "Ugh, quiet down tubbo! Fine then, since I'm such a NICE hostess, the last option our discerning audience can choose will mean we do nothing to your precious girlfriend... And instead pump your body of aaaaall it’s disgusting flabby fat, leaving you a big ugly skeleton with baggy skin! Boy, that'll teach you for being SO VERY, VERY PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO, huh Lardly McLardy~? Don’t you agree guys?” Blaineley once again asked her audience as she was met with approval once again, getting out a chocolate bar from her dress and throwing it at the kneeling Sadie.
“Fetch, girl~! But seriously girls, you better cope one more feel from each other, since after our audience sends in their votes, one of you is going to be a VERY different girl before the REAL game of Total Drama Fetish even starts!" Furiously glaring at the cackling Blaneley at her last insult, the girls hugged each other in fear before their inevitable, and quite possibly painful embarrassment on a world-wide scale befell them.
As the smug hostess eagerly watched the scoreboard behind her quickly tally up the votes, she turned to the two and gave flashed an off-camera evil grin. "Oooooh, this'll be a night to remember girls, because our wonderful audience has chosen..."