You knew there number of good looking women from American Dad that can use good amount of weight on them. So by closing your eyes you think of American dad you feel strange sensation around your body almost like pressure going down on you but not hurting you suddenly it was gone as you open your eyes to see blue sky and clouds. You appear confused before looking down to see suburban area of Langley Falls you freaked out forgetting you could float you do the old cartoon pummel fall as you hit the ground and of course all the ground you hit is the hard concert road.
"Ouch damn it that was painful" You say as you get up cracking your back and neck only to hear engine behind you
As you turn around you see car barreling at you.
"Ah Shhhh"
BBWWTTTTT
The car smashed you into the ground and went over you twisting and breaking up your body even carrying you bit smearing blood on the road before car finally got you out from under it as came to stop few feet away. In the car a small grey annoying alien in disguise looked back at your mangled body and let out sigh.
"Damn hit another person great now I got to spend twenty minutes digging up another grave and I wore my good shoes today." Roger said as he looked at his outfit before sighing and unbuckled and got out of the car.
As the egotistical alien was slowly getting out of the car not even phased as he killed you, your body was slowly putting itself back together, body parts where twisting and setting themselves back to how they where. Bones that poked out of your body where sinking back in and going back to where they were before as skin and muscle stitched itself back together in moments your once mangled body was back to how it was seconds ago.
"Fuck ok that was painful. Damn thank that genie that she gave me tons of powers like healing and immortality." You said as you crack your neck once more
"Maybe I can just dump the body at some other local crash I think there while pile up on 82." You hear voice say behind you, you look behind yourself as you see Roger who notice you and had surprise look to see your fine.
He seemed to be trying to figure out what was going on as he looks at the road and saw there was blood, he remembered seeing your damage body but now see you look. After his brain seemed to take all it could before smile.
"Hey look at that your fine good to see sorry about that back there but look you shouldn't be standing in the middle of the street. So this was so your fault and your going to pay for the damage to my front end getting it all dinged up with your body and covered in your blood so I hope you have good insurance and all." He said going to his annoyed look, your eye twitches before you start to smile yourself at the end as you get up .
"Sure I will pay you back for damage. Here I hope this.....COVERS IT." You said smiling before yelling it as you kick the asinine alien hard causing this body to exploded into mere green stain in the rode.
"Fuck I always hated that alien." You said twisting your neck a bit before getting a few pops out.
"Ok now time to get focus I'm in Langley Falls but who to fatten up first huh so many choices." You say to yourself with smirk as you thought of the women to make big and fat
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