"Enough of this," you shout," we've got bigger fish to totally take a dump on." Your sister ceases as you remind her that you have a evil henchman of your evil neighbor tied up in the bathroom. He's got some important information about your neighbor's plans and you gotta flush it out of him. ( See what I did there, "flush" oh whatever) You both waltz into the bathroom. As your sister strips her stinky sweats, you starting grilling the henchman for info. (disclaimer, this dude is one bad dude in all the worst possible ways, any and all punishment he receives is punishment he's had coming for him for years, that is all) " Sooooooooo, feeling loose lipped yet?" you question. " I won't cough up anything to the likes of you kids, bah," the henchman sneers. "Oh you'll be coughing up something all right!" you declare. During this, your sister has situated her plump buttocks on to the toilet. You quickly take your place on her lap while shouting," let the fun begin!" *PPPPPPFFFFFFFRRRRTTTTT* *SSSSSSPPPLLLOOOOORRRCCCHHHHH* Your sister starts to unload her bowels as you aerate the room with your gaseous odors. " nnngghhh *FFFllllOOORRRPPP*, oh sis", your sister says between grunts," this is getting really hot, nnngggggaaahhhh *FFFFRRRRRTTTAAAAPPP* *KERPLUNK*, like literally." You laugh at your sister before *rrrrmmmmbbbllleee* OH SHIT! " Quick, sis, split your legs!" you shout before adding your own stream of shit to the pile of poop. Breathing in deeply through her nose your sister quips," whew it's getting thick in her, you might wanna nnnnnghhhhhhaaa *FFRRTTT* *PLOP* *FFLLRPPPT* *PLOP* open a window before we knock this dude out completely." You stop shitting for a second to crack the window behind you. Through this small opening, a small army of flies invade the space, eager to reach the stinking gold beneath you butts. " I gaahhhhh hate flies, they are sooo gggnnnnnnhhh annoying," your sister states. You know just how to solve this problem. You lean back a little, hugging your sister for support, and release a single, rancid fart. *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*{/ c} But this isn't just any old fart, you've mixed some skunk juice into to this one. " Gahhhhhhhhhh," you exclaim in pleasure as the flies practically disintegrate before your eyes. " Oh I am so getting you back for that later sis," your sister cockily shouts. Your hostage looks like he's starting to crack but you need to do something else to finally break him.
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