"Hmm…Both options suck," You think to yourself, "Ah, hell. I guess a baby doesn't have to do much." You look toward Sarah, "Okay, I'll play house with you." Sarah beams,
"Really? Great! Felicity never wants to play house with me. She's mean." Sarah grabs your hand and pulls you out your door, you stop her before you walk out into the hallway, peeking down the hall.
"Don't worry, silly. Meanie went off to talk to her boyfriend." Sarah puts emphasis on the word 'boyfriend', and a giggle follows. You laugh at yourself, you let Sarah pull you out the door and down the hall into her play-room. She pulls you to her play house, and half-pulls-half-pushes you into an over-sized highchair.
"It's lunch time, and today we're having peas!" Sarah pulls a pot out of her little cupboard, and pretends to scoop something into a bright blue bowl. She turns to you and says, "Open wide, baby! Here comes the airplane!"
You decide to be a good sport, and proceed to make funny faces, and the like. Sarah giggles and laughs until her face turns red.
"I don't care what anybody says about you Daniel. I think you're cool!" You smile at Sarah's off-offer at friendship, and go back to goofing off. You play for about two hours or so, and you've just told a joke that Sarah thought was hilarious. She laughs so much her face turns bright red and she falls onto her back. She keeps laughing until she suddenly stops.
"Oh no." She starts to struggle to her feet and runs out the door, "No, no, no, no, no, no!" She suddenly stops a few paces from the bathroom, and turns to look back at you - tears in her eyes.
"I've had an accident. Please help me, Daniel, please! Mommy told me if I was a baby again and wet myself, I'd be in big, BIG trouble!"
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