Chapter #5Pissing Off The Elrics = Bad Idea by: Dark_Lord   Ed and Al are really pissed off now. If they were normal sized, you’d be in deep shit. However, you simply look down at the puny alchemists without any fear. Ed is the first to act; he claps his hands together and presses his human palm against his automail. He expects it to morph into a blade…but nothing happens. No alchemic reaction of any kind occurs. He looks down at his arms in confusion.
“See? What did I tell you? Alchemy doesn’t work because you’re not in your world anymore!” you explain to him again, but he isn’t listening to you.
“You can’t fool me, giant! You must of done something to disable our alchemy!” the blond shouts back, raking his brain to figure out exactly how you managed to do that.
“Why should we believe a jerk like you?” Al asks, just as pissed off as his older brother. “You know about our mother…but plenty of people know! You haven’t proven anything!”
You wince at his words. He’s right…their transmutation of their mother was just uncommon knowledge. It didn’t prove they weren’t in Amestris anymore, but simply pissed them off. Good going, you.
“Look…I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said that. Maybe if I tell you…” You try and convince the duo again, but they don’t give you the chance to try. The Elric brothers lunge forward and jump off the couch. They land on your pants legs and begin punching and kneeing you. Due to their small stature, their blows barely register with you. You just look down at them wonder how you’re going to set things right.
“Come on, guys, stop. I don’t want to accidentally hurt you.” You reach down and try to grab the brothers, but they’re quick and manage to avoid your fingers. You’re starting to get annoyed again, but finally manage to pinch Alphonse between your thumb and index finger. Once you do, Al retaliates by biting your finger. You yelp and pull your hand back to examine it. Al had managed to break the skin on your finger and a tiny amount of blood seeped out of the wound. You put the finger in your mouth and sucked on it while giving Al an angry glare. “Why you little…”
Meanwhile, Ed used the distraction caused by his brother to climb up to your crotch area. With a wicked grin on his face, Ed reared his automail fist back and punched you right in the family jewels. To you, it only felt like a light flick, but even being flicked there was going to hurt. You take your finger out of you mouth and reach of Ed, but he and Al are already sliding down your pants to the floor. Before you can grab them, the pain from Ed’s punch starts to register with you and you bite your lip. The pain quickly travels up to your stomach and you collapse onto the couch with your hands holding it. In the corner of your eye, you spot the Elrics’ tiny forms running away from you.
“W-Wait! I’m not mad! Please, just listen to me!” you say as the pain begins to subside.
“Hurry, brother! He’s about to get up again!” Al yells as he glances back at you.
“Look straight ahead, Al! Don’t look back!” Ed replies as he desperately looks around for someplace to run to.   indicates the next chapter needs to be written. |
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