"Hey hot tamale, you think you can just catch a perp with those cans?"
Mondays suck. This is Melissa's one month anniversary of being in the 13th Precinct or as she has taken to calling it, the STD (Shit-eating Tangerine Dickheads, all the guys there tanned excessively). Top of the line for her class, records set in training and she gets stuck with Jersey Shore rejects who think they are in the 50's. What type of freaking combination is that? As expected she has taken every assignment to pass over the wire, getting out of the office is a bonus. Naturally her work is making all the men at the STD look like the shiftless bastards that they are, they did not respond kindly to this. Since she arrived they have been cat-calling her, but recently they have redoubled their efforts. With the desk jockey Richard leading the way, he was the first to greet her today, as he most often did.
"Leave me alone Dick." Melissa said as she was walked past him towards to the locker room.
"Now, why would I do that when you look like such a lovely whore? Actually you can't even do that right, do you even own make-up?"
"Nope. Now get out of my business."
"Oh, you don't want me joining you in the showers?"
"I'd rather shoot myself in the knee."
"That can be arranged."
"Get back to your desk so you can keep up with your porn, I'd hate for you to miss a part."
Melissa walked into the locker room and quickly changed into her uniform, none of the guys where there, which was good for her though she was quite practiced at covering herself up when changing. She needed a quick assignment today. She left the locker room and headed to the front desk to talk to Mick. He was the only one who didn't really bother her, but he never really paid much attention to anyone.
"What do we have today?" Melissa asked.
"Well we've got a breaking and entering to clean up on 23rd and we just got a call in for an attempted robbery."
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