"Oh good, you've finally arrived. We were beginning to think that we were going to have to start the new school year without a principle." said the secretary. "Yeah, sorry it took so long, but one of the students got her large belly stuck in a doorway and I just had to help her get unstuck." you tell her. "Well, anyway I'm glad you could make it. You were taking so long to get here that I was beginning to think that we had lost you like the old principle." said the secretary. "What happened to the old principle anyway?" you ask her. "Oh, well her daughter unbirthed her on her day off, but then she got eaten and digested with her mother still in her womb." said the secretary. "But I thought that all school employees were given an anti-digestion shot, to prevent them from being digested. So what happened?" you ask. "Apparently the one who digested them took some illegal drugs that allows the ones who take them to digest anything no matter what it is or how well protected it is from digestion. But since the drug she took was illegal, she got arrested and kicked out of this school." she said. "Now, since you just got here, why don't I show you your new office. We could have some fun in there if you want." said the secretary while winking at you.
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