You quickly dive under the covers, hoping whoever it is won't notice you under all those blankets. You lie on your back, trying to flatten out as much as possible, as the footsteps enter the room. You try to breath as shallowly as possible, not moving an inch.
"Ah, that was a relaxing bath." you hear a female voice say.
"Yea, it was worth it to buy the expensive soap this time. My skin feels so smooth." says a second female voice. You're outnumbered! In your vulnerable position, you might not be able to escape if they notice you. You continue to listen, hoping they'll leave the room, or at least say something about Ruby. One of them might even be the dread pirate herself!
"Your skin is always so nice, Yuki. I don't know how you do it."
"Ah! Hehehehehehe, stop that! I'm ticklish there, Shira!" Drat, neither of them are Ruby. But what's going on out there?
"Sorry, I couldn't resist, especially since you're always wearing such revealing clothing." says Shira.
"You're one to talk, Shira. But I'm envious of your figure. How can you have such a full bust and such a flat tummy?"
"Eek! Ahaha, not my stomach! If that's how you want to play, I'll get these smooth underarms!"
"Nohohoho, not there! Eehehehehehehe, I'll get you back!"
"Kootchie kootchie koo, Yuki. You always did have the most sensitive skin on the ship!"
"Ahahahahahahaha, stop! But I know where your worst spot is, Shira. Tickle tickle!"
Girlish giggles fill the air as the two continue to taunt and tickle each other. From what you can hear, they seem equally ticklish: Yuki all over, and Shira in one terrible spot. But Shira turns out to be the better tickler, and soon you hear Yuki begging for mercy.
"Ahahahahahha stop, mercy! Hehehehehehehe"
"Ok, ok, truce for tonight. But Yuki..."
Shira trails off into whispers, and you're unable to hear, until you notice...