Stacey had a day off of work, so she went shopping, she was in need of new underwear, and a few special one as well. She picked out some things that she thought looked good, then went in a changing room, marked “Must be 18 or older” to try them on. She tried on one of the pairs of underwear, but she wasn’t sure if it was what she wanted, she then looked at a strange sign in the changing room, marked. It read “not sure about a purchase? Then consult our famous 2 inch man, and see what he thinks.” “Sam the 2 inch man has been very popular for young ladies, since he’s worked here.” Stacey heard from her friends of a special small person working here, but just thought it was an elaborate prank. “What the heck?” she thought as she pressed the button to be judged.
Sam was in his place, watching youtube on his large phone he put in there to entertain him when he didn’t have customers. He then saw the light turn on meaning he had a customer, and walked to the box-window to talk to the customer. You pressed the button to pull back the shades, and was meted by a very beautiful woman. You had a micro phone head set, and you said. “Hi I’m Sam.” Stacey looked at you in astonishment, and replied “Hi I’m Stacey.” She said. “That sure looks amazing on you, but I think you’d look better with out them on.” You said flirtatiously. “I’m flatered, but you’re not my type.” She said. “Ooh am I not tall enough?” you asked, being jokingly serious. “No I’m just not into guys. You’d make a pretty cool roommate though.” She said. “You were surprised by that answer, and you had been looking for a person who could use a roommate, and your main reason not to find one on the internet was to get away from weirdos, so this was probably your best bet at getting a home. So you said, “I’m actually looking for a place to go, And I do make quite a bit of money.”
It took more convincing, but eventually you became housemates, she brought you and all your stuff to her house, and you’ve veen living together eversince.