Kurama Ootsutsuki, colloquially known as kyuubi no youko, the Nine-tailed Demon Fox, was getting restless. He would have paced back and forth, if he had the room to do so in this damnable cage.
Oh, how he hated the Fourth Hokage. To be sealed in the belly of this fool child...
It galled him. Not the least of which because his jailer seemed to eat nothing but ramen.
It sickened him, really. I mean, maybe if it was fried tofu we were talking about, or -- failing that -- some nice inarizushi... But ramen?!
Really, now. That was just degrading.
Kurama resisted the urge to sigh, morose over the circumstances of his current predicament. He missed the good old days, when ignorant people would form cults around him and offer him live virgin sacrifices just in exchange for sparing their pitiful lives. Those days were great, the days back before ninja started interfering with the bijuu and sealing them into jinchuuriki, forgetting how they had first come to be.
Back before then, Kurama used to actually kinda like humans. If nothing else, they made good snacks, and tended to leave alone as long as he was diligent and made examples of those who slighted him, or denied him his tasty, womanly snacks.
But it had been too long since he'd had the chance to really dine on proper sacrifices. Not since he had first been contracted with Madara, who initially upheld his end of the bargain in providing the Nine-tails with a steady supply of tasty women, and the occasional hermaphrodite or androgynous man (he had confided in the Uchiha, in a rare moment of disclosure, that virginity did not matter to him, so long as the sacrifices were adequately feminine-ish and reasonably attractive). And so, for a time, Kurama had thought Madara an alright guy, for a mortal.
Right up until the day the shinobi learned his sharingan could hypnotize bijuu.
Things kind of went downhill from there.
Now, Kurama could not even remember the last time he had eaten human. Even for a bijuu, to go a century without your favorite treat was simply too much.
But he had an idea. He had an idea how to finally get himself some real human sacrifices once more. Even if it meant sharing his power with his jailor, Kurama was willing to do whatever it took to get himself some right and proper sustenance.
And he had already chosen his first meal. Sakura Haruno, the female teammate of his most recent jinchuuriki. Now, all he had to do was get the miniature blonde devil to see things his way...
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