Lunatic or not, I had to get attention. She really couldn't have despised her one and only nephew. I jumped out of the purse, and climbed down the couch. I was now up against her sexy french-tip toes. I touched one near the pinky toe.
"Wow. These nails feel unbreakable." I had an idea. I hopped onto the pinky toe. "As long as I stay on these nails, there's no risk of falling." I walked through all the other four toes. Then I gripped on her fleshly tanned skin, and tried to bring myself up to her knee. As I got to her knee, She gave me a pitiful stare, which stunned me a little.
"MIKEY, YOU ARE PATHETIC!"
"Wait! You knew I was here all along?"
"OF COURSE! I'M NOT AN IDIOT, YOU KNOW."
"But why did you take me?
"I KNEW THAT IF MY SISTER WASN'T GOING TO GET RID OF YOU, LOOKS LIKE I HAD TOO."
"Your my Aunt! Why would you want to get rid of me?!"
"BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL YOUR LIVING RIGHT NOW, WHEN EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS A THREAT!"
"Well maybe I'm just a lucky kid!"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Her loud rampage sent me back down, inbetween her sexy toes. "HAHAHA! NOW THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG! NOTHING BUT A SPECK OF JAM BETWEEN MY TOES, READY TO GET THROWN OUT!"
"You'll never get rid of me!"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOME KIND OF HERO?" I was getting a little over my head. "WELL, HERO, GUESS WHERE YOUR SPENDING WHILE I'M AT WORK? RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, INBETWEEN MY BEAUTIFUL TOES."
"Please, Aunt Diane! Get me out of here and take me home!"
"I'M TIRED OF ALL YOUR CRIES FOR HELP! JUST FOR THAT, I'M FEELING LIKE WEARING THE MOST SMELLIEST, WORN-OUT JOGGING SHOES I CAN FIND." She then walks down the hall to her shoe closet. It looked more like a store to me. I spotted a shoe box that had green fumes leaking out of the holes. She opens it, and the smell is toxic enough to ripen my soul! She pulls some socks in the inside, with a scent even worse than the shoes. She starts off taking the foot, with me attatched, and slides it into the socks.
"My eyes are watering up! My nose is shriveling up! Aunt Diane, please!!"
"I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG!" She pulls it tight enough for my face to be pressed against the toxicated socks. After she placed her socks, next up were the shoes! As she put on the shoes, I was suffering from twice the stenches. "MIGHT AS WELL GET USE TO IT, BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK TIL NIGHTTIME!" I couldn't it anymore so I passed out. When I woken up, I've realized...
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