I was checking my email in my room when I got a message from someone called pr@morpho.com, entitled "Change your life!" I was about to delete it, when I decided to open it out of curiosity anyway. I opened it, and it read "Tired of being just you? Now you can be anyone we want! Come in, sit down, and change you life to how you want it to be! Only $25 a session! But wait, that's not all! People who come in the same day that the get this email get a 30-day trial! But it get's better! If for any reason, you don't like the change, we'll fix everything, free of charge! So what have you got to lose? C'mon in today, and you won't be disappointed. We're open from 11:00 AM to 9:00 PM, at 5936 Zane street."
I decide to go check it out. I'm the type of person who'll try anything once.
After A somewhat lengthy bus ride, I got there, if my directions were accurate. I went inside, and looked around. The building looked a lot like the the lobby of a hair salon, except there was a huge partition behind the seats, so that you could only see the lobby, the counter, and a small passageway that twisted so you couldn't see the end. I walked up to the counter and said "Um, excuse me, but is this the Morpho Clinic?" The lady at the counter, who I swear looked like Princess Peach from the Mario games, said "Yes it is, I assume you're here for for an appointment. What's your name?" I told her, and she said "According to this, you're supposed to receive a 30-day trial of our services. Your very lucky. Now, your session should be in about 15 minutes. If you we please take a seat, we'll call you when we're ready. Oh, and by the way, for your own safety, you shouldn't wear clothes during the session. If you strip down her," I eagerly stripped down, thanked her, and sat down.
After 15 minutes, I heard someone shout "McKenna!" I got up, and and walked to the counter, where a very attractive (and nude) lady greeted me and lead me down that hall. After we got to the end of the hall, there was another lady, also in the nude, walked up and said, "I apologize, but for the device to work properly, I need to calibrate it to your shape and size." After saying that, she started running her hands all along my body, rubbing every square inch, literally. I was a little startled, but I felt nice, and was over in a couple minutes. I tuned around, looking at the room, when I felt a sharp pain in my side. I looked back, and saw the same lady that rubbed me down injecting me with a liquid via needle.
Before I could object, she said, "I've injected you with a mild sedative. You wont fall asleep, but your body will go numb. Just think of this as a stepped-up version of what a dentist uses on your teeth when you get a filling." I nodded as I started losing feeling in my fingers and toes. "Now, we need you to put on this special suit. It'll amplify the effects of the device, as well as serving a secondary purpose." I looked at it. It was a silvery color, and looked like someone cut out the stomach area of a jumpsuit, because it covered ones' stomach, and nothing else. Deciding I would follow what they told me to do, I put it on. I was a little tricky, because the suit was kinda tight, and I had lost feeling below my elbows and knees, but after a few minutes, I managed to get it on. Then lady who injected me slapped her forehead, and said, "I can't believe I forgot. Who's your favorite person?" I was caught off-guard by that, and without seeing the relevance to anything, said...