You decided you'd go through the Daisy door. You've secretly fantasized about her feet a lot. You hesitated a little, and walked in.
Next thing you knew, you were in the Sarsaland castle courtyard, right up against a wall surrounding it. You saw the castle, which, in regular Daisy fashion, looked a lot like Peach's castle, but with yellow roofs and a stained-glass picture of Daisy above the door. The only real difference was that the castle actually had some defenses, such as some weird-looking security guards and the walls, which must explain why Daisy doesn't get kidnapped as often.
Suddenly, one of those weird looking security guards (you were pretty sure he was one of those guys who charge at you in Super Mario Land) does what he does: charge at you. Before you could move, you were knocked out, and you woke up with two of those guys dragging you to a big door. Sure enough, it led to the throne room, with Daisy sitting on the throne. One of the dudes dragging you said "Princess Daisy! We found this guy trying to break into the castle!"
"W-wait, WHAT?!", you exclaim. "N-no, this is a huge misunderstanding!"
"What should we do with him?" asked the security guard, completely ignoring you.
The Princess spoke. "Hmm...Leave him here. I'll take care of this."
The two guards dropped you. "OK, your majesty." They said simultaneously, and left the room, slamming the door.
"Now," says Daisy, facing you as she locks the door. "What are you doing here? Do you work for Tatanga?"
"What? No!", you exclaim, "I'm not here to do any harm."
"Then what are you doing here?"
You decided you'd stretch the truth a little. "Well, see, I'm from...another universe. I got lost, and found this mansion. It seemed like it was going to rain, so I went inside for cover. Then some computer thingy locked me in and wouldn't let me out unless I went into a portal that got me here. Please, I mean no harm, don't...execute me or anything. Please."
Does Daisy believe you?