She picks up her next magazine and before she can look at the cover her best friend Claire walks up munching out of a bag of potato chips.
"*Munch, munch* Hey Blaire" Claire says through a mouthful of potato chips, "How's it goin?"
"Fine with me, but why the heck are you eating that? Your gonna lose your awesome figure" said Blaire and then looked at Claire's bloated stomach, she looked like she was stuffed to the brim!
"This figure might have been awesome a couple days ago, but haven't you read the new Celebrity Gossiper, you've got it right there in your hand"
"I was just about to get to it when you walked up"
Blair looks at the cover and reads "Out with thin, Fat is in!"
She then turns to the corresponding article:
Out with thin, Fat is in!
That's right, thin is no longer in and fat is where its at! All the biggest celebs have thrown out their old diets and switched them for much more fattening (and tastier) ones.
So how do get in with this latest trend?
Step 1: Throw out your old diet and just eat the most fattening, tastiest foods you can get your hands on and be sure to eat plenty of them!
Step 2: Stop exercising! All that over-exerting yourself is just going to burn calories and make you get back in style even slower.
Step 3: Also a part of this new trend is to keep wearing your same sizes! Even though you'll be getting larger your clothes will stay the same and you be able to flaunt what you've newly got to your fullest!
"Wow" said Blair
"Yah, so you better order us up some food, Blair" said Clair
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