You take the Kelly Bundy costume off the rack. Like the others, it's on a special hanger rather different from those used for ordinary clothes, because like them it looks like a human skin with no flesh or bone inside it! The hanger includes a foam wig block to give the head shape, and the wire hook from which the who thing hangs comes out through the slit in the costume's neck. These costumes all have the healthy look of normal, living human skin -- at least what you can see of them, because the clothes that go with them are hung over them.
Actually you have a pretty good look at the false skin of the Kelly suit, because the clothes are a sleeveless and somewhat stretchy gray blouse and a pair of very short cut-off jeans -- those are safety-pinned to the blouse so they don't fall off. You get to see the suit's fleshless arms and legs pretty well. The pink sneakers that go with the outfit are in a plastic bag clipped to the suit's left ankle. It's all rather creepy: this simply iS Christina Applegate as Kelly, with a set of typically Kelly clothes, apparently wearing ordinary girl makeup rather than television makeup -- just that she's got nothing inside her skin!
A little paper tag on the wire, dangling near the slit that starts at Kelly's chin and disappears into her fleshless and deflated cleavage, reads "One size fits all -- GUARANTEED!" But you're clearly much too big to wear this false skin over your real skin. Strange that you find yourself wanting to try it on...
With this rather uncanny costume draped over your left arm, you go to
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