"Well, do you remember the time I took you out to the Cheesecake Factory?" Leo asked. Piper nodded. "And the time I took you out to Chins' Chinese Buffet?" She nodded again. "And the time I took you out to Luigi's?" She nodded, and her eyes were widening with recognition at an odd pattern. "Well, the list goes on, but the point is that every time I took you out, it was either to a restaurant, a picnic or a barbecue. And I tried to do it subtly, only occasionally would we go somewhere that might be fattening, but slowly I started to get, well, over-excited. I started to ask you out more and more frequently, and to fewer places with a salad. But you still didn't say anything, so I got a little carried away. Did you notice that we've eaten out at a different restaurant every night this week?"
"Well, yes," she replied, wondering how she could have ignored this. "but its a vacation for me, and you're our Whitelighter, so you don't really have a job other than to be with me, Pheobe or Paige..." Leo interrupted.
"Yes, but have you thought about where we ate this week?" He asked.
She ran through the list in her head. 'Friday was at Ponderosa, saturday at Chin's buffet, sunday was at New York Precinct Pizza, monday at Cheesecake Factory to make up for it being monday, tuesday at Ponderosa's again, wednesday at Butterman's, thursday at the Outback Steakhouse, friday at the Cheesecake Factory to celebrate, saturday at Chin's buffet, then sunday here at Luigi's for a second time.
Oh.
Oh, wow.'
The look on her face was obvious.