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Yo' Mama jokes

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Yo' mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo' mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indesant exposure
yo' moma's so poor I went to her house rang the doorbell, and the toilet flushed
yo' mama's so fat she went to the beach and was the only one to get a tan
yo' mama's so fat she has to put on a belt with a boomerang
yo' mama's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
yo' mama's so fat if she wears yellow little kids try to ride her to school
yo' mama's so fat when she goes to amusement parks little kids try to ride her
yo' mama's so thin when she turns sideways, she dissapears
yo' mama's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
yo' mama's so old she cries dust
yo' mama's so poor a breeze blew away a cardboard box on the side of the highway and she had to move
yo' mama's so dumb she stood on a chair to try to raise her IQ
yo' mama's so dumb she was yelling into a letter, when i asked what she was doing, she said she was sending a voicemail
yo' mama's so poor she was kicking a can, said she was movin'
yo' mama's so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo' mama's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwin' it off a cliff
yo' mama's so fat she went to the beach, and the lifeguard called in a beached whale
yo' mama's so fat her shadow weighs 58 pounds
yo' mama's so fat she went to the doctor and they had to weigh her on the rictor scale

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