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A hilarious comedy about the lives of animals.
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Chapter #2

Pen Pain

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On a farm in the old country lived four horses in a small pen. Two were boys and two girls. The two girls names were Mare and Alicey. The two boys were named Bum and Don. The girls and boys didn't really get along though the boys absolutely fell head over hoofs for them. The girls on the other hand preferred more stronger mates then these two horrible excuses for riders. Of course the boys, no matter how bad the girls treated them, still asked them out. At nights the girls usually came over too the boys and tortured them in a messy way. Usually the girls would sit on the boys faces and fart, and other times they would go even further and poop all over there face. The smell woke them up, but even though they saw the girls do that they still asked them out. Though one day the boys seemed too be "plotting" revenge. The girls didn't consider them too be "intelligent" as they were. Still there whispering peeked there interest.
"What do you think they are plotting?" Mare asked Alicey.
"probably wondering how they are gonna hit on us again" Alicey answered.
"They just won't give" Mare says a bit annoyed.
"Boys will be boys" Alicey said sighing.
"I guess" Mare said looking at the two once more.
"are you finally falling for them?" Alicey asked laughing
"I'm gonna make sure they don't do anything too us" Mare said looking back.
"yeah i don't wanna lick shit off my face" Alicey said very sarcastically.
Mare walked too the two, who both saw her coming and smiled.
"well h-" Don began but was cut off by mare
"Save it. what are you too whispering about?" Mare asked commandingly
"I was talking too him about some duck gossip" Bum said smiling.
"You and gossip mix like shit and gems" Mare said angered.
"Hey is genuine rumors and we need too find stuff out since you girls seem too hate us" Don said stepping up.
Mare was actually surprised. Usually the two were wimps but today they seemed more confident.
"Who put the stick up your ass?" Mare asked snorting.
"Wanna get a fart in your face?" Bum asked turning too show his fly attracting rear.
Mare took some steps back and retreated. The boys smiled and laughed a bit too each other.
"They actually stood up" Mare said
Alicey was speechless, but was a bit sarcastic about it, though it was still a surprise.
"give me the info" Alicey said listening in
Mare told her friend all the info, and Alicey smiled
"wow, they seem more attractive already" Alicey said smiling.
"oh hold your horses" Mare said laughing.
"HA....ha" Alicey said way more sarcastic then supposed too be.
It was early in the day so the girls had plenty of time too themselves. Alicey smiled looked at the boys wondering what they would say if she hit on them for a change. Mare felt like cooling down in the mud. Alicey also wanted too gallop in the open field like a maniac. Mare felt like grossing the boys out for fun. It was really up too them what they did for some time. after a bit of arguing Mare and Alicey finally decided

You have the following choices:

1. Gross the boys out

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2. cool in the mud

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3. flirt with the boys

4. run in the feild

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