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Rated: 18+ · Interactive · Animal · #1521715
A hilarious comedy about the lives of animals.
This choice: Play a prank on Arnold  •  Go Back...
Chapter #3

Gassy Mouth

    by: abstow89 Author IconMail Icon
"Maybe we should get back at Arnold for taking a dump in the pool." Baron snickered.
"Yeah...maybe we'll be the ones who get the dump on him instead!" Garet laughed.
So Garet and Baron observed the brown alligator for a while, watching him walk around the swamp talking with some of the other gators, before resting in the sand and yawning to cool himself off. His large mouth was wide open, which left them the opportunity to attack.
"Okay! Let's do this!" Baron shouted.
Garet walked up to Arnold with his tail next to his face and waited for Baron to step on his tail. Arnold was so unconscious that he barely even stirred and Garet had the perfect opportunity to play one of the best pranks ever.
"Good thing I ate that antelope before we did this eh Baron?"
Garet lifted up his tail and farted into Arnold's mouth just as he began to yawn. And what was funny about the whole thing is that he didn't even wake back up; he just continued to yawn.
"This is just too damn funny! Do it again!" said Baron.
And so, Garet farted into his mouth once again. Only this time, Arnold shut his mouth and said in a drowsy tone, "Mmmm...eggs..."
Garet and Baron couldn't help but roll over and laugh loud enough to wake up Arnold, who was puzzled to see the two of them lying there like that.
"What's so funny?"
"GOTCHA!!"
"What do you mean you got me?!"
"I just farted in your mouth while you were sleeping!" laughed Garet.
"Whuh?"
Arnold smacked his jaws again and the taste of eggs suddenly became fetid and tasted bitter.
"OH, MAN! That's disgusting--you farted in my mouth?!"
"You asked for it. Next time, don't shit in the pool unless no one's in it."
Garet and Baron walked away from the smelly brown gator, laughing their asses off while Arnold stared at the two, contemplating devious thoughts.

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1. Garet and Baron go chat with the crocodiles

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2. Continue from Arnold's POV

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3. Something attacks Garet and Baron

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