Chapter #7 No, Frank does not allow John to mix generations by: Dave H   John wanted to swap the daughter with a pregnant woman who was also a mother and that made Frank uneasy. So while John was looking for further subjects Frank zapped the mother and then John.
Now John's head was on the mother's body and her head was on his body.
Before the woman noticed, Frank got up and walked over to John, where he said,
"Gonna have a baby huh? What are you hoping for? Do you know what it is going to be yet?"
John replied "No... Frank. Don't be stupid; I'm a guy, and guys don't usually have babies!"
"That's not a beer belly then?" Frank said, pointing to the area below John's boobs.
John leaned his head forwards, so he could see over his boobs and felt his classic bump; then he said, "Oh my god! When did that happen? I can't be pregnant, again, I can't be! I took all of the appropriate precautions!"
"You look about six months along!" Frank teasingly said.
"What will my wife think!" John said; and "It's been over three months since I last slept with that woman."
"What woman?"
"That big chunky male looking woman over there!" He said pointing to the woman who had his body.
"She said, that THAT man, who was her husband; wanted a freebie. She didn't say anything about him being diseased."
"He doesn't look, like he has a disease, to me"
"Well he must have been diseased; because he's passed it on to me"
"It is a baby, not an STD."
"Sexually transmitted disease... that pretty much describes what happened. And now look at me I'm going to me a mommy."
"Don't tease me Frank; you've always teased me about my condition... ever since I had my first period, and every month since then too."
"Well, look on the bright side, you won't be having one of those... for a while."
"So THIS is why I haven't had a period over the last couple of months."
"I'm not ready for this again; not so soon, after... the last time."
Frank was about to ask about 'the last time?' when he saw Irene and Rachel walking towards them; so he didn't.
"Irene told me my little baby factory is in the family way again!" Rachel said to John.
"Apparently so!" John said as he pushed his stomach out against his skirt front again. Which made his bump SO obvious.
"Do you know when it is due?" Irene asked him.
"No, this was news to me!" John replied.
"Well let's get you to the Doctor for confirmation and then we are going to drag you into Mother-care to buy you some more maternity wear."
"How am I supposed to do my job at 'Uncle jack's tyre's and exhaust's centre' wearing female clothing that makes me look like I'm about to pop one out at any moment?"
"Us real women should be the only ones to produce children... isn't that right Irene?" Rachel asked, and to John "tell me again how the men at work reacted; last time... when your water broke?"
"Oh, don't remind me! They were running about the place, like a bunch of headless chickens!" John replied.
"Meanwhile, I was lying on the workshop floor, with my legs crossed; trying to keep her in."
"Anybody would think that they had never seen a guy about to give birth before!"
Frank thought about the reality changing features of the remote. It had produced all of THIS... from a couple of button pushes; he couldn't have planned it any better.
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