"Come back here, you!" Bessie bellows as she charges after you like a bull, the sound of her hooves like rising thunder behind you. For someone as, well, massive as she is, she's scarily fast, thundering forwards like a locomotive gone off its rails.
Your feet practically fly as you duck and dodge, zigzagging left and right to try and throw Bessie off your tail - you silently thank your hardass football coach from college for practically drilling that fancy footwork into your brain.
As the minutes pass and you run like a madman around your farm, the cow's thunderous hoofsteps begin to fade into the distance, eventually disappearing altogether. Panting and puffing like a marathon runner, you finally jog up to your front door and walk into your house, locking the door behind you. Hopefully, Bessie won't try to break down your door - she was always a very assertive animal, but you don't think that she would be that bad.
Still gasping for air, you drag yourself upstairs and into your room, ready to flop down on your bed and face whatever the hell just happened on a good night's rest...
Only to find Bessie lounging on the bed, her impressive 'assets' nearly overflowing the poor mattress and a lustful grin on her face.
"Wha-...? How...?" You manage to choke out, taking one step backwards from the immense minotaur-like figure currently shooting you bedroom eyes.
"You didn't think you could get rid a' little ol' me that easily, didja?" Bessie moos seductively (Your brain tries and fails to wrap itself around how the hell that combination of words is even possible). "I doubled back and used the back door. You really shouldn't leave the key under the mat, little man."
Moving faster than you thought a cow could possibly move, the massive bovine lunges out and grabs you by the arm before you can react, yanking you into her embrace. "So, stud," She chuckles, "Startin' to reconsider your decision?"
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